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Topic: Whom'd you rather go up against in a knife fight, fora?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,730

Whom'd, fora?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Killer Lettuce. 9 82%
Green. 1 9%
Not sure. 1 9%

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #542,407

You, actually. Your constant uncertainty should make the fight easier.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,409

Why the fuck didn't I vote for myself?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,411

I could take green, I'm sure the whole thing would just end up with him being super drunk and crying

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,424

KL, that's obvious. Green probably has tard strength, and his plentiful adipose tissue would make it harder to pierce vital organs. Unless Kl is fat too, I wouldn't know. Also Green lived the hard life on the streets, while Lettuce lives comfortably playing xbox and painting warhammer figurines.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,583

I wouldn't go against Green armed with dentist sign, let alone a knife D:

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,584

I wood'nt go against Green. On approach I wood pass out from the Alcohol fumes.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,600

@542,583 (Metæ)
What about a butter knife and crumpets?
@previous (Syntax)
Can you please stop? I thought we were past this petty bickering?

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,605

@542,424 (E)
> Unless Kl is fat too

He is fat, with a neckbeard, and balding under his fedora. He brings his trusty katana to knife fights.

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,612

KL cause the knife fight would turn into a cutting cake party.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,613

@542,600 (Green)
Was in no way bickering with you.
Just pure humor.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,614

@542,612 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
Cake is one of the main reasons he is fat

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,615

@previous (H)
So what if he's fat?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,635

@542,584 (Syntax)

> I wood'nt go against Green. On approach I wood pass out from the Alcohol fumes.

you would also pass out due to pulmonary embolism after forgetting to take your daily "im so old im gonna fuckin die" blood thinners

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,640

@542,613 (Syntax)
No, you're just a spiteful old fuck. I actually was starting to tolerate you, but you just can't resist being a dick.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,647

@previous (Green)
Damn and I just went to the trouble to show you some quality ways to cook in your Kettle

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,648

@previous (Syntax)

I already know how to cook with my kettle. I'm sorry, your poor grammar is about to make me vomit.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,653

@previous (Green)
Have new App to fix that up.

> damn and i jest wence to the troubleth to showeth thou some quoality ways to cooketh in thy kaettle

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,657

@542,647 (Syntax)

> Damn and I just went to Google to show you some quality ways to cook in your Kettle

ftfy

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,662

@542,653 (Syntax)
Not nice is it? Maybe you should think before you start going in to threads and insulting people.

Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,663

@542,653 (Syntax)
Also, I went to the trouble of defending you in this thread http://minichan.org/topic/40716 Wish I hadn't now.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,673

@542,662 (Green)
@previous (Green)

> Also, I went to the trouble of defending you in this thread http://minichan.org/topic/40716 Wish I hadn't now.

Yea I read that and appreciate it.

I have insulted you in the past.

That reply was in no way intended as an insult. Just humor

And with that its almost early Friday evening with great celebration plans so I am out of here
You have a Good evening urself

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,676

@previous (Syntax)

Maybe you need to refine your humour. Taking the mickey out of a sensitive issue is in poor taste.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,678

@previous (Green)
You are an angry drunk, syntax is just a poor senile old man

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,681

@542,673 (Syntax)

> > Also, I went to the trouble of defending you in this thread http://minichan.org/topic/40716 Wish I hadn't now.
>
> Yea I read that and appreciate it.
>
> I have insulted you in the past.
>
> That reply was in no way intended as an insult. Just humor
>
> And with that its almost early Friday evening with great celebration plans so I am out of here
> You have a Good evening urself

eat a pile of fuck you elderly shithead

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,684

@previous (J)
calm down dw

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,732

these niggas are steamin

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #542,889

@542,684 (H)
i dont post anonymojsly thanks

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #542,894

@previous (dw)

> i dont post anonymojsly thanks

> anonymojsly

I hate when people type js
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