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Topic: Fuck my life.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 11 years ago #40,722

So, I'm stuck at home alone without a car, and nowhere to go anyway. My girlfriend is now unsure of getting an apartment with me, and is out drinking and having fun with friends. I know it isn't her fault I don't have a car, or anywhere to go. So I can't be openly envious. But I am. What do do mc?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #542,267

Find a new girl so you can hurt her hand.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,268

@OP
Upgrade to having a boyfriend.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,269

@542,267 (B)
I really love this girl a lot, but we are going through a sudden rough patch, and it really hurts. Instead of being excited to see me, I feel like I'm just being pencilled in. Also, I was super excited about getting to live with her, but that might not happen anymore. Also, whenever we talk it's like we are moments away from a fight at all times. I hope this clears up soon.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,271

Did you really crash your car into that convenience store?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #542,272

She's having a bukakke fest while you are at home

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #542,275

@542,271 (Metæ)
I did!

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #542,277

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
How?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #542,278

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Idk I was about to park, but it's like my brain just shut off, and I kept driving forward. It was actually pretty eerie.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #542,279

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Were you charged with anything?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,352

You shouldn't have done that nude photo shoot.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,353

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
*nude gay bukakke photoshoot video

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,363

@542,279 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No, my insurance went through the roof though.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,365

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
It's a good thing you don't have a car then.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #542,377

@542,363 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> Idk I was about to park, but it's like my brain just shut off, and I kept driving forward.

Possible early onset Alzheimer's.

Meta replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,474

@542,278 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
How many dollars of damage were done to the store?

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,478

@542,365 (I)
I'll have one in like a week or two.

@previous (Meta)
Around $60,000

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,479

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)

> Around $60,000

can confirm, that's actually not surprising at all for that kind of wreck. i know an elderly woman in my neighborhood who did the same thing 3 years ago. well, technically her brain "shut off" because she had a stroke and she was like... dying.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,482

@previous (squeegee)
Did she die?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,485

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
no, she was lucky.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,486

@previous (squeegee)
How is she doing now?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,487

I once, driving slowly, crashed my car into a metal telephone pole. Of course, I had taken benzos and had been drinking.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,488

@542,278 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
A retard crashed his car at an upcoming truck right in front of my workplace, he claimed the exact same thing. He looked like he was stoned off his balls, too.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,492

@542,486 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
husband died a couple of years later and she's getting along okay with the help of her daughters. she has a big family so there were always grandsons over working on the house and doing the yard. they sold it and she moved in to some assisted living place.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,556

Bicycle.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,566

@previous (K)
oh, ok.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,588

@OP

> So, I'm stuck at home alone without a car, and nowhere to go anyway. My girlfriend is now unsure of getting an apartment with me, and is out drinking and having fun with friends. I know it isn't her fault I don't have a car, or anywhere to go. So I can't be openly envious. But I am. What do do mc?

why dont you use your own two fucking legs and walk somewhere besides being a lazy fuckface? thats probably why your girlfriend doesn't want to move in with you because frankly you sound boring as shit

e: actually its a lot worse than i thought, if your girlfriend had any sense (you dont) she would leave you as soon as possible, how the fuck did you crash into a convenience store while trying to park? you belong in a hospital

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #542,641

@previous (M)
If you lived in my area you'd understand why that sentiment is dumb as fuck. Besides I got a job, and she decided she wants to move in with me after - all.
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