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Topic: City people versus country people.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,666

City people: civilized, cultured, cosmopolitan ladies and gentlemen who live worldly, exciting lives with endless exciting activities.

Country people: backwoods, toothless hicks, who sit in a field and watch the grass grow.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #541,649

Says the cultured individual drunkposting on an internet forum at 8:50 am.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,651

@previous (B)
Who do you think I am, mate?

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,652

It's the opposite in Britain lol.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,653

@previous (Green)
lol how so?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,654

@541,651 (A)
A swashbuckling adventurer bachelor about town with five girlfriends eight PhDs, and thirteen full-time jobs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,655

@previous (B)
Hmm...you may just be right.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,656

@541,653 (A)

Chavs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,657

@previous (Green)
*Manchavs

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,660

Chinese people: brutal, superstitious, backwards, torturing and eating dogs and cats, forcibly aborting babies, no manners, spitting, pissing and shitting on the sidewalk like savages, executing people for practicing religion, exporting poisonous pet food and toys worldwide

American people: educated, egalitarian, familiar with indoor plumbing, freedom of expression and religion, vibrant democracy, strong worker and environmental protection, doing good around the world, rich culture and entertainment enjoyed world wide.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,661

@previous (D)
*American people: morbidly obese hippos, waddling around, riding Hoverounds, and ignorant of everything.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,662

@previous (A)
I can think of one dumb American with an electric scooter...

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,663

@previous (D)
Is his name....Walter?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,664

@previous (A)
It's Matthew. He used to post here but he's too busy for it these days

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,665

@previous (D)
I think you are wrong.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,666

@previous (A)
Once he left the keys in it and it got stolen.

I'm glad he is gone now. He left to go write a dinner pamphlet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,667

@previous (D)
If he is gone, then why do people like you still talk about him? That seems rather obsessive to me.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,668

@previous (A)
Because his failure was total and complete.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,669

@541,657 (A)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,671

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