Minichan

Topic: minichan: not even once

hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs started this discussion 11 years ago #40,657

2010 (15): not a social butterfly but still able to hold a conversation, a few good friends, depressed but still hopeful about the future, 1 suicide attempt, had a gf, drug-free

2015 (20): socially retarded, 0 irl friends, all social interaction comes from online, depressed and hopeless, +70 pounds, still a virgin, at least 3 suicide attempts, no gf, takes vicodin

minichan: is it worth it?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #541,529

2010 looked like a lesbian, 2015 looks like chris-chan

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,556

correlation does not imply causation
if that were the case then you'd be a transexual

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,557

@previous (squeegee)
um...

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,559

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
what?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,560

@previous (squeegee)
The last time he came back, his first post was something like I'm a woman now!

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,562

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
really!? awesome! I think we might be on to some new fundamental law of physics, you guys! keep it up! everybody start crossdrssing and lets see if we can create a transexual singularity!

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #541,563

@previous (squeegee)
I want to be trans! Me next, me next!

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,566

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
get in line, girl!

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,569

@previous (squeegee)
so creepy.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,573

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
haters gonna hate!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,580

I think it's only fair that minichan provokes another suicide attempt.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,583

@previous (E)
Minichan: Gently nudging the socially awkward toward their final destination since 2010

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,585

@541,566 (squeegee)
@541,573 (squeegee)
These images are just too god damn adorable.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,594

    

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squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,595

@541,585 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
thanks. the transformation cost me $35,000 dollars.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,596

@previous (squeegee)
You used the dollar sign and the word dollars. Why?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,597

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
<3 I noticed that too.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,599

@541,596 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
@previous (F)
You guys are noticing stuff buddies now. I think you should post about stuff you notice together more often.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,601

@541,596 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
oops, silly me, i'm such a ditzy girl sometimes

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,610

@previous (squeegee)
You could at least "teeheehee" and *twirl* while being a ditz

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,612

@previous (E)
feast your eyes on this, fella
real girls can't grow tits like these

teeheehee

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,613

@previous (squeegee)
You're stoned out of your gourd right now, aren't you?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,615

@541,599 (E)
Great, we'll work on that. Other users can work on not posting redundant piece of shit sentences or we'll charge them €100,000 Euros per day!!1!1!

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,616

@previous (F)
Your solo noticing efforts will not go unnoticed.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,617

@541,613 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,619

2011 (19): Can't socialize but still have 2 girlfriends in this year. Slim, good hair.
2015 (23): Still can't socialize, obese, balding alcoholic.
Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,646

2010 (18) socially awkward virgin who goes to college and plays video games all day
2015 (23) socially awkward virgin who goes to work and plays video games all day.

Thanks to minichan I have a job! Minichan: Once can't hurt, right?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,678

@OP
Sure is /r9k/ in this post.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,682

It just occurred to me that 2010 was 5 years ago. What the fuck?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,687

@541,646 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
hey, if you need help with your virginity i need some help breaking in my new buttgina.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,692

That's very kind of you but I will have to politely decline.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,693

Squeegee, are you working tonight?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,694

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
yeah, since i turned transexual i've been doing a little hooking in the evenings. but i'm free since Fake Anon stood me up.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,695

@previous (squeegee)
Lets smoke a bowl together and watch a movie or something?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,697

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
it's a date! you can teach me how to flush my lady bits!

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,698

@previous (squeegee)
Sweet! I also have tomorrow off.
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