Topic: I am so sorry atheists
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,620
I know a lot of atheists get shit for not believing in something supernatural and unproven as God. I don't want to hurt you, its just that when you talk shit then shit hits the fan you know?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #540,963
I find it intimidating. I want to believe in a God. Which one?
Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian, American Indian cultures involving gods, goddesses, monsters, heroes.
Jesus fails as a God because he was so powerless, he could not even get off a wooden cross. Turning water to wine was a cool trick. Its a shame he did not share that trick with us.
Greek, Roman, Norse, Egyptian, American Indian cultures involving gods, goddesses, monsters, heroes.
Jesus fails as a God because he was so powerless, he could not even get off a wooden cross. Turning water to wine was a cool trick. Its a shame he did not share that trick with us.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,964
@previous (B)
> Jesus fails as a God because he was so powerless
But you are a mere mortal, son. Who are you to suggest which behavior a God shall behave?
> Jesus fails as a God because he was so powerless
But you are a mere mortal, son. Who are you to suggest which behavior a God shall behave?
dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,967
i dont think i ever have gotten shit for not believing in god though
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,969
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,970
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,972
Atheists don't believe in God, so they post on the internet all the time about how much they hate God and don't believe in Him.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,974
@previous (Green)But that hurts people who do believe in God. Even the ones who consider them equal
hamfist !t5TYQ9eJPs joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,975
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,977
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,978
u wot m8
I don't understand what you're saying.
@540,967 (dw)
Me neither.
Probably a side perk of not living in USAmerica. Or at least the southern part, anyway.
I don't understand what you're saying.
@540,967 (dw)
Me neither.
Probably a side perk of not living in USAmerica. Or at least the southern part, anyway.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,981
@540,972 (Green)
> so they post on the internet all the time about how much they hate God and don't believe in Him.
Just because I do not believe in God (Who the fuck where Christians and Jews to define one just one God; When the Romans and Greeks had a plethora of Gods & Goddesses).
And why do you insist on calling your God a him? Did you get a view of his penis and nuts? Betting your God is of tiny penis and is impotent.
I cannot hate what I do not believe in.
> so they post on the internet all the time about how much they hate God and don't believe in Him.
Just because I do not believe in God (Who the fuck where Christians and Jews to define one just one God; When the Romans and Greeks had a plethora of Gods & Goddesses).
And why do you insist on calling your God a him? Did you get a view of his penis and nuts? Betting your God is of tiny penis and is impotent.
I cannot hate what I do not believe in.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,983
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,984
@previous (A)
So why is it, that you believers like to force your god down an atheists throat? You idiots throw your propaganda everywhere(my favorite place to find them is in a bathroom).
Why do you never see any atheist propaganda scattered everywhere? Because we don't want to force our non belief upon you.
Which begs the question.... Why do you put the shit in a public restroom for?
When I find it, I throw it in the urinal as target practice, or in the shitter to drop a poopoo platter onto.
So why is it, that you believers like to force your god down an atheists throat? You idiots throw your propaganda everywhere(my favorite place to find them is in a bathroom).
Why do you never see any atheist propaganda scattered everywhere? Because we don't want to force our non belief upon you.
Which begs the question.... Why do you put the shit in a public restroom for?
When I find it, I throw it in the urinal as target practice, or in the shitter to drop a poopoo platter onto.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,985
@540,983 (A)
I don't believe in the tooth fairy. I cannot hate the tooth fairy, because hating the tooth fairy, would have been counterproductive with no coins under my pillow, when I lost a tooth.
I don't believe in the tooth fairy. I cannot hate the tooth fairy, because hating the tooth fairy, would have been counterproductive with no coins under my pillow, when I lost a tooth.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,987
I believe in myself.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,990
@540,984 (H)
I do not know.... I don't know and i know its not right. My best guess is that they are scared, they have the fear of God deep inside of their minds. Did you know that some people have perverted
Christianity as a parental tool? They raise their children in fear of God with a daily reminder of hell. They do this just because it makes parenting easier.
I do not know.... I don't know and i know its not right. My best guess is that they are scared, they have the fear of God deep inside of their minds. Did you know that some people have perverted
Christianity as a parental tool? They raise their children in fear of God with a daily reminder of hell. They do this just because it makes parenting easier.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,993
dw replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #540,998
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,000
@previous (dw)
It was meant to not have the "probably" in there, but lawyers forced them to phrase it that way.
It was meant to not have the "probably" in there, but lawyers forced them to phrase it that way.
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #541,005
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Green replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,010
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,012
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,020
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,024
> Can you prove that most of the userbase isn't Christian?
With a fast search of user base, the poll has a small margin proving user base is not religious. If you think you can prove otherwise? Just create a quality poll.
That was my 3rd honest attempt to ascertain how minichaners felt about religion. I did not cherry pick the results.
> 54% is most of the userbase and the OP of that thread is a retard
That does not speak well for the user base. But it does prove I am correct. Poll is somewhat old, so its now up to you to update it.
With a fast search of user base, the poll has a small margin proving user base is not religious. If you think you can prove otherwise? Just create a quality poll.
That was my 3rd honest attempt to ascertain how minichaners felt about religion. I did not cherry pick the results.
> 54% is most of the userbase and the OP of that thread is a retard
That does not speak well for the user base. But it does prove I am correct. Poll is somewhat old, so its now up to you to update it.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,026
IIRC there was a religious beliefs poll, once. Though I don't recall the results.
@541,012 (K)
To be fair, that doesn't ask for religius affiliation directly.
@541,012 (K)
To be fair, that doesn't ask for religius affiliation directly.
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,027
dw replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,029
@541,000 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i personally would have more problems with the second sentence, i think it sort of assumes that every christian is a stuck up cunt
i personally would have more problems with the second sentence, i think it sort of assumes that every christian is a stuck up cunt
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,034
Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,039
@541,026 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> To be fair, that doesn't ask for religius affiliation directly.
Agree.
@541,027 (Green)
> That was my poll and I am very proud of it. Can I ask you a serious question?
It was a quality poll
> Can I ask you a serious question?
Of course.
> To be fair, that doesn't ask for religius affiliation directly.
Agree.
@541,027 (Green)
> That was my poll and I am very proud of it. Can I ask you a serious question?
It was a quality poll
> Can I ask you a serious question?
Of course.