Topic: That feel when you hoover up your headphones.

Green started this discussion 11 years ago #40,613

Feels bad man.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #540,857

> 2015
> using headphones instead of brain implants

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,859

@previous (B)
Can you get brain implants from Poundland?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #540,861

@previous (Green)

I am not sure. I got mine from some guy in a alley.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,872

@previous (B)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,878

Can't say I know that feel, bro

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,884

Yeah, I'm not even sure I understand what you said. Why would you vacuum headphones?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,905

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

Its called a vacuum accident. It is no joke, vacuums are dangerous and every year at least 1 person is killed in a vacuum related accident.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,910

@540,884 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It was an accident. I noticed that the cord had got sucked into the hoover nozzle. I tried to grab on, but it was too late.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,942

@previous (Green)
so open the bag and get them out you pussy

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,946

Of all the things green has done over the years, nothing shocks me more than the idea of him actuly vacuuming.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #540,954

@previous (G)
LOL

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,049

@540,910 (Green)
So they got sucked in? I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...
Those are earbuds, not headphones.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,056

@540,942 (F)
They're from Poundland so they're probably broken now anyway.
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Semantics.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,059

@previous (Green)
Hardly.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,063

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I call them what I want.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,064

@previous (Green)
I'll shoot y'all for that, partner.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,065

@previous (squeegee)

They're not technically phones either. They should be called noise-in-ears.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,066

@541,063 (Green)
You might want to re-evaluate your position.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,068

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Don't insult my noise-in-ears!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,076

@OP
the hoover is 1 cheeky little kunt m8, twat that hoover

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,078

@541,068 (Green)
I'm sorry man, I'd hoped it would come to this, but you've left me no choice. That's Tesco Discount Pisswater you're drinking.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #541,083

I'm sorry to hear that you Henried up your noise-in-ears.

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