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Topic: Minichan Hunger Games

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx started this discussion 11 years ago #40,527

Greetings, forumites. I've been seeing this Hunger Game simulator being done in a few 4chan threads, and thought it would be a giggle to do it for Minichan. If you don't know what Hunger Games is, the premise seems to be that everyone is trapped in a survival situation and eventually have to murder each other.

Here are the combatents. I probably forgot some really obvious prominent user, but oh well.

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dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #539,610

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,612

The first round. Mostly just a few scraps and finding stuff, but Marcus gets a head-start and successfully murders Harley.

I'll try to stagger these a little so people can react, rather than just posting continually.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,613

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,615

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,619

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,620

Nobody died this time. However the New Zealand troll now has explosives, and Mark is thinking of Israel.

Squeegee also puts his Minecraft expertise to use.

(Edited 28 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,622

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,625

Oh derp. I missed in the first one that Green took an arrow to the head from brie, and Syntax was killed by squeegee and TTEH.

Anyway, a memorial for the dead.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,626

Catherine and kook seem to have reconciled, and Becky acts completely out of character. Broseph is a huge prick, and r04r is upset that the fora is currently fending for itself.

(i also note that i marked dw as woman. whoops.)

@539,622 (E)
It's random. But yes, I am sad he died, Syntax too.

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,627

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,628

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,629

WSD !VBNtXmsnv. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,630

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,631

Buspuppie here with the assassination backfire. She and Meta must drink the same brand of alcohol.

Cathy now has explosives too...

@539,629 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I hope that John feels the same way, then.

@previous (WSD !VBNtXmsnv.)
I'm more worried that somebody will come between you and some McDonalds food. Because then they'll stand no chance.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,632

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,633

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,634

I'm sorry, Becky. I don't know what came over me.

Other events include ShitArse singing Nazi anthems to soothe himself, Walter feeling the lack of McFood and TTEH scaring Fake anon into spraining his ankle.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay, then you'll like this update.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,636

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,638

Another no deaths one.

Apparently everybody in this hates Meta. The New Zealand troll now had something for his infection, which I am sure everybody is happy about.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,639

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,640

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,641

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,643

Broseph gets a boring death, but Walter, DM, and squeegee form a singing troupe.

ShitArse and Meta also agree to co-habit.

@539,639 (D)
If anything, it's everyone else that loses. Them comparing notes could be pretty awful.

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,646

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,649

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,650

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,651

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 26 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,652

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,653

Meta sadly falls into a frozen lake and dies, Fake anon apparently sprains his other ankle running away from r04r. Walter gets hurt, and Falco may be developing an interest in Cathy.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,655

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,656

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,657

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,659

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,661

Welp! I'm pretty sure this means r04r is dead. Nice going, Walter. Who will run the fora now?

Fake anon is optimistic despite having two injured ankles, DM is apparently tough enough to fend off three Minichanners, and an "unknown sponsor" seems to really like the New Zealand troll. I have also taken a disliking to the Owl.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,666

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,672

Fucking hell, Walter.

Walt just fucking assassinated the New Zealand troll. Meanwhile Falco, Brie, and The Owl killed Marcus, Catherine, and ShitArse. dw and Fake anon seem to be the smartest people in this, right now.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,676

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,679

Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,680

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,682

A landmine sends Falco to the great Furcon in the sky, and the Owl murders dw.

And I'm not sure what I'd sing to that audience, but as someone who cannot sing I am assuming that they will murder me next round.

Not many people left.

@539,676 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He already ran away from you, bud. Clearly he feared you greatly and wanted you out of the picture.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,692

I'm apparently a nasty guy in this, yikes. Walt must have criticised my singing. Meanwhile TTEH and The Owl form an alliance of Brits to end brie's reign of terror.

Squeegee has been disturbingly quiet in all of this.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,693

Nevermind, squeegee briefly became very loud.

TTEH and DM are buddies now.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,695

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,696

Dammit, Mark! Looks like you got over your sprained ankles. I guess you must really like Postmortem.

TTEH also dies thanks to some berries, and DM tries and fails to murder Ash.

We're down to the final four.

@previous (squeegee)
I thought so too, bud.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,698

DM gets tired of Mark's against-the-odds success, and The Owl makes sure that his death references the headline.

It has come down to Postmortem vs DM.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,699

And that's it. DM emerges as Minichan's strongest.

That could've gone funnier, I think Syntax and Green dying early cut its potential a bit. But it was amusing overall.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,700

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,702

Kill stats.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,703

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,707

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #542,754

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