Topic: If you could take any Minichan user as a slave...
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,523
Who would it be and why?
Take a look at our fine selection of human chattel.
Take a look at our fine selection of human chattel.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| OP | 1 | 7% | |
| Catherine | 1 | 7% | |
| Triptych | 1 | 7% | |
| Syntax | 2 | 14% | |
| fake_anon | - | 0% | |
| henn | - | 0% | |
| Foxygen | - | 0% | |
| Lothario Cassanova | - | 0% | |
| Green | - | 0% | |
| Kook / buspuppie / swamplights | - | 0% | |
| FractalDactyl | 1 | 7% | |
| Autphag | 1 | 7% | |
| levo | - | 0% | |
| ducky | 3 | 21% | |
| Leonidas | 2 | 14% | |
| Walter / WSD / HaikerensGuide | - | 0% | |
| Killer Lettuce | - | 0% | |
| ShitArse | - | 0% | |
| ash ketchup / The Owl | 1 | 7% | |
| Write In: please specify in post | 1 | 7% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #539,560
I pick ducky, only she'd be my sex slave.
dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,561
why is catherine mentioned twice??
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,562
Sup Catherine?
> ducky
> minichan user
> ducky
> minichan user
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,564
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,566
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,567
catherine as fuck
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,569
I'd choose Protip just so Becky couldn't have him.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,572
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,573
You do like to drag other people into your fetishes, don't you?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,576
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,579
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,580
Post a picture of yourself.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,584
@539,579 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)I'm scared, Buspuppie.
I am in that poll.
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swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,592
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,600
@539,584 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Buspuppie is right. You should be flattered. Squeegee didn't even make the list. Are you afraid the reptilians will pick you?
Buspuppie is right. You should be flattered. Squeegee didn't even make the list. Are you afraid the reptilians will pick you?
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,609
Are you into autoerotic asphyxiation?
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,642
I have never been happier not to make a list.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,645
syntax is too frail to do any real work
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,647
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,671
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,713
NINJJ
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,721
ducky so i could use a real egyptian slave to build a pyramid and feel like a pharaoh
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,723
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,724
@539,721 (N)
My friend told me that the Jews were likely not used as work slaves. They could read and write, and do math. So they likely designed the pyramid, but did not build it.
Is this true?
My friend told me that the Jews were likely not used as work slaves. They could read and write, and do math. So they likely designed the pyramid, but did not build it.
Is this true?
Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,726
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,727
I'd liberate fake_anon from his shite job and make him be my friend.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,729
I never make lists. I've been here for years. yEARS
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Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,755
Ks
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,757
@539,724 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
> So they likely designed the pyramid, but did not build it.
Yeah, probably not even that. The consensus among Egyptologists seems to be that Egyptians built the pyramids. If slave labor was employed at Giza, then that labor would have been Nubian slaves taken in semi-regular raids to the south - and probably not used a whole lot. The burial sites sites at Giza for workers are not the mass graves one might expect if slave labor were utilized.
There is some evidence of slaves being taken from the Levant during the middle kingdom, but that is well after the pyramids at Giza were constructed. Those slaves probably would have been sent to work in farming or mining (if male) or as house servants for the elite (if female). The slaves taken certainly didn't get a chance to band together or think of themselves as "a people".
Jewish labor was -maybe- being employed during the rule of Ramses II on his many building projects, but again this is long after most pyramids were built. I say most pyramids because there are other pyramid sites (Meidum, Saqqara, Dahshur, Abu Rawash, etc.) that were built later or predate the pyramids at Giza.
There is actually pretty much no solid evidence for the Egyptian exile or exodus mentioned in the Old Testament. And Ramses II or Ramses III are the key candidates for the “pharaoh” of Exodus. (again, well over 1000 years after the pyramids at Giza were constructed) If you want to believe in the historicity of the Bible, then that's cool; you can consider that a source, but there isn't really much else in the way of sources. Old Testament scholars, last time I checked, seemed to be of the opinion that the Hebrews grew out of a native Canaanite people. I'd like to think that the Exodus stories grew out of the vast numbers of Habiru or Sea People that were repulsed in their invasion of Egypt and fled into the Levant during the bronze age collapse. (Habiru sounds temptingly close to Hebrew, but I'm told this is rubbish)
tl;dr: Jews most likely weren't building pyramids. Jews probably weren't even a thing when the pyramids at the Giza plateau were built. There is fuck all in the way of evidence that the events in Exodus actually happened. I know we've all been raised on Hollywood movies that like to tell it differently, but those are just Hollywood movies. Please don't blame the Jews for the pyramids.
> So they likely designed the pyramid, but did not build it.
Yeah, probably not even that. The consensus among Egyptologists seems to be that Egyptians built the pyramids. If slave labor was employed at Giza, then that labor would have been Nubian slaves taken in semi-regular raids to the south - and probably not used a whole lot. The burial sites sites at Giza for workers are not the mass graves one might expect if slave labor were utilized.
There is some evidence of slaves being taken from the Levant during the middle kingdom, but that is well after the pyramids at Giza were constructed. Those slaves probably would have been sent to work in farming or mining (if male) or as house servants for the elite (if female). The slaves taken certainly didn't get a chance to band together or think of themselves as "a people".
Jewish labor was -maybe- being employed during the rule of Ramses II on his many building projects, but again this is long after most pyramids were built. I say most pyramids because there are other pyramid sites (Meidum, Saqqara, Dahshur, Abu Rawash, etc.) that were built later or predate the pyramids at Giza.
There is actually pretty much no solid evidence for the Egyptian exile or exodus mentioned in the Old Testament. And Ramses II or Ramses III are the key candidates for the “pharaoh” of Exodus. (again, well over 1000 years after the pyramids at Giza were constructed) If you want to believe in the historicity of the Bible, then that's cool; you can consider that a source, but there isn't really much else in the way of sources. Old Testament scholars, last time I checked, seemed to be of the opinion that the Hebrews grew out of a native Canaanite people. I'd like to think that the Exodus stories grew out of the vast numbers of Habiru or Sea People that were repulsed in their invasion of Egypt and fled into the Levant during the bronze age collapse. (Habiru sounds temptingly close to Hebrew, but I'm told this is rubbish)
tl;dr: Jews most likely weren't building pyramids. Jews probably weren't even a thing when the pyramids at the Giza plateau were built. There is fuck all in the way of evidence that the events in Exodus actually happened. I know we've all been raised on Hollywood movies that like to tell it differently, but those are just Hollywood movies. Please don't blame the Jews for the pyramids.
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Anonymous R replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,766
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,768
@539,757 (G)
Also in the bible it mentions Jews were building "supply cities" or "storage cities"1, not pyramids. The "Jews built the pyramids" thing is a popular misconception. Jews probably weren't even in Egypt. The thesis my Hebrew Bible Professor subscribed to was that a small portion of ancient peoples enslaved by the Egyptians fled Egypt and met up with what would become the Israelite peoples; hence why their story is in the Torah.
Also in the bible it mentions Jews were building "supply cities" or "storage cities"1, not pyramids. The "Jews built the pyramids" thing is a popular misconception. Jews probably weren't even in Egypt. The thesis my Hebrew Bible Professor subscribed to was that a small portion of ancient peoples enslaved by the Egyptians fled Egypt and met up with what would become the Israelite peoples; hence why their story is in the Torah.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,770
@539,727 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Thanks bud!
Also @OP I would enslave no one. It is a moral evil, thanks.
Thanks bud!
Also @OP I would enslave no one. It is a moral evil, thanks.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,797
once again my list making abilities have failed me for the better