Topic: Has Killer Lettuce ever changed your life?
Green started this discussion 11 years ago #40,492
Years ago, I posted about my dislike for The Inbetweeners and M&Ms. Killer Lettuce's reply broke my heart, so I decided to try watching The Inbetweeners. It was hilarious. Now, years later, I have finally bought a bag of M&Ms. They are delicious. Thank you for touching me, Killer Lettuce.
Meta joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #539,071
I switched from smoking tobacco to dried lettuce since they are both equally harmful. I'm saving a fortune now and I still have the same lung cancer risk!
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,072
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,073
@539,071 (Meta)
Curious of course re smoking lettuce.
Damn it does contain Morphine. Other sedatives as well
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2578/is-iceberg-lettuce-a-drug
it will be tl:dr for most
Article ends with
Curious of course re smoking lettuce.
Damn it does contain Morphine. Other sedatives as well
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2578/is-iceberg-lettuce-a-drug
it will be tl:dr for most
Article ends with
Then again, the article also says a 22-year-old Moroccan woman who ate wild lettuce stems fell into a coma and died. "Sensible people may continue to eat lettuce in their bacon and tomato sandwiches, but they will not smoke it in their pipes."
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,079
Why did you hate m&ms if you had never tried them?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,081
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
It is a very important issue in the UK.
Families have split up over m&m disagreements.
@539,071 (Meta)
I lol'd
@OP
Not yet. I will let you know if he does.
It is a very important issue in the UK.
Families have split up over m&m disagreements.
@539,071 (Meta)
I lol'd
@OP
Not yet. I will let you know if he does.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,091
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You know whats good? Candy and chocolate coated sunflower seeds.
You know whats good? Candy and chocolate coated sunflower seeds.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #539,092
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I've never heard of that. Might be more of an American thing. But it sounds nice.
I've never heard of that. Might be more of an American thing. But it sounds nice.
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,093
@539,079 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I had tried them, but at the time I was arguing with Meta over british sweets vs american candy on msn.
I had tried them, but at the time I was arguing with Meta over british sweets vs american candy on msn.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,097
Actually, @539,081 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) has made me feel better about myself quite a few times. Thanks, KL.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,100
@previous (Meowth)
That specific post has cheered you up multiple times? A mere 53 minutes since being made?
You are welcome, I suppose.
That specific post has cheered you up multiple times? A mere 53 minutes since being made?
You are welcome, I suppose.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #539,106
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Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,131
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,159
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,191
I used to be a nondrinker, non-drug user, non-cussing, god-fearing, church going young man.
Then, I met KL, and all that changed.
Thanks KL, I have never felt better about my life!!!
Then, I met KL, and all that changed.
Thanks KL, I have never felt better about my life!!!
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,217
I never liked my little pony, until kl showed me the way of the hoof. I tip my fedora to you sir.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,249
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,252
He made me realize that even though I played MTG and video games all day, there were still bigger nerds than me. For example, bronies who paint warhammer figurines and post asinine irrelevant reaction images. Thanks.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,256
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #539,257
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #539,329
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #539,342
my knowledge of pasties has certainly improved, so i'm going to say yes he has changed my life.the better question is what have you done for me, OP?
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #539,344
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,731
@previous (I)
I'm not buying it. I think he's been taking some sort of performance-enhancing cider additive supplements.
I'm not buying it. I think he's been taking some sort of performance-enhancing cider additive supplements.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,760
Killer Lettuce made me realise that people actually live in Cornwall.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,779
@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
In truth, even that was a falsehood.
Cornwall has always been a barren, uninhabited wasteland. The county of "Cornwall" is actually a propaganda campaign by the British government, they hope to make the country look better be pretending that there is an ideallic, peaceful countryside county which is a centre of tourism and culture. They even designed a ridiculous piece of baking, "the pasty" to try and represent "Cornish culture".
I'm really a paid actor from Manchester, who posts online as a "Cornish person" to help maintain the illusion.
In truth, even that was a falsehood.
Cornwall has always been a barren, uninhabited wasteland. The county of "Cornwall" is actually a propaganda campaign by the British government, they hope to make the country look better be pretending that there is an ideallic, peaceful countryside county which is a centre of tourism and culture. They even designed a ridiculous piece of baking, "the pasty" to try and represent "Cornish culture".
I'm really a paid actor from Manchester, who posts online as a "Cornish person" to help maintain the illusion.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,785
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Like Middlesex? Middlesex hasn't existed for like 40 years and my dad still writes it as part of his address.
Like Middlesex? Middlesex hasn't existed for like 40 years and my dad still writes it as part of his address.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,820
Killer Lettuce !!1qJf+1zg5 replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,822
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,823
@539,820 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah. We don't like to talk about it much to foreigners, but Cornwall is a running joke we brits have. Also, Milton Keynes doesn't exist either! People who say they have been to Milton Keynes were just part of a hallucination experiment.
Yeah. We don't like to talk about it much to foreigners, but Cornwall is a running joke we brits have. Also, Milton Keynes doesn't exist either! People who say they have been to Milton Keynes were just part of a hallucination experiment.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,824
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #539,825
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Move to the shires, although I sometimes doubt if they're real as well. Idyllic suburban towns surrounded by verdant countryside. What if everything around me is a virtual reality simulation created by the reptilians?
Move to the shires, although I sometimes doubt if they're real as well. Idyllic suburban towns surrounded by verdant countryside. What if everything around me is a virtual reality simulation created by the reptilians?
