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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later[^][v]#538,585
Pokemon Red is the only game I've ever completed, and that was before I understood any of the mechanics of it.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#538,587
i never beat skyrim
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#538,593
Fuck, I dunno. I've never been particularly bad at games, so I can't recall any notable fuck-ups.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#538,595
I can't beat shadow of mordor. I am just bad at that game. I've beaten assassins creed which was EZmode compared to Mordor. I think I've died five or six times and killed two generals. The game isn't even fun anymore because I die so much.
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briemode !!VcXse1uvL joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#538,596
i died in halo
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#538,597
@previous (briemode !!VcXse1uvL)
My biggest kill streak in Halo was 2 because the guy respawned right in front of the tank I was driving.
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,600
Hey now, hey now don't dream it's over.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,627
i was dictator and Dear Leader of Minichanopolis and i used my authority to order only 2 executions :(
i could have done so much more with my time
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,651
I cried when I hit a wrong button and accidently harvested a little sister in Bioshock 2.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,653
I never beat Super Mario Bros on NES
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,654
@538,651 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
i cried at the end of the first Walking Dead game and didn't even get a trophy
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,656
Got a 5/47 kill/death count on Counter Strike.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,657
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 58 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,659
@538,656 (J)
Heh, that's probably better than what I usually got in Crysis multiplayer.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,660
I played Mist for months, and never encountered a single character, so I gave up.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,664
@previous (K)
I used to play this game with my stepdad.
Lothario Casanova !LOVERlfjCM replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,668
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Did you ever fund another character in the game? All I got was nice scenery. Riven, same thing.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,671
@previous (Lothario Casanova !LOVERlfjCM)
One of them has characters during the ending.
Lothario Casanova !LOVERlfjCM replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,673
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I see. Yeah, I always was disappointed. I mean, what's the fun if you just wander around alone?
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,689
I have never ever beaten a game ever. I play on easy mode too
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,704
I suck at video games. Even suck at games without a set goal like Minecraft and The Sims. I should hang myself.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,715
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Don't bother crying for help or fishing for sympathy.
DO IT FAGGOT!
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,724
Video games are merely a distraction by the Jews so you can ignore the really important things going on in the world like their bullying of the Palestinians in Israel.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,727
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
But ShitArse- you are gamer yourself! You said that you like Crusader Kings!
Speaking of which, I am having a rousing game of Europa Universalis just now. I have a mod called extended timelime that stretches the timeline out to 58AD to the modern day. It's really fun.
Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,728
@538,724 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Don't go gay for Cath bro
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,730
Oatmeal !LOVERlfjCM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,733
Back in the 1980s, I played the original version of King's Quest on my Apple IIe. I confess that, to win, I had to call the cheat/hint hotline.
Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,734
@538,730 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2) > Everyone is kook
Don't go gay for kook either bud
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,737
@538,730 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
Awwww. Nice to see you're still looking out for your buddy. :)
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,738
@538,727 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx) > Speaking of which, I am having a rousing game of Europa Universalis just now. I have a mod called extended timelime that stretches the timeline out to 58AD to the modern day. It's really fun.
You should post moar about this. I would really like to get sucked into a game like this, but I don't have the time right now. Hearing about your wacky adventures could at least let me feel like I'm gaming vicariously.
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,739
@538,734 (N)
I am not the fool you take me for, Kook; just confess to posting as anon.
Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,746
@538,743 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
If I show you my boobs, will you game with me?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,781
I never completed Grand Theft Auto Vice City, even though I played through the story at least 8 times.
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,792
@538,659 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
lol, how can you stand? i feel like hitting my computer with a hammer when i get scores like that
WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,799
When I was 10 I used to drown young link in OoT to get off on it.
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,808
@previous (WSDphone !dBGi/iH4eY)
You shouldn't have done that...
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#538,812
@538,738 (O)
Well I just had a interesting campaign as the Teutonic Order. I colonised Russia and Canada and eventually wrested control of Jerusalem from a very powerful Egypt.
Now I'm playing a game as Wales just as the Western Roman Empire falls. The main goals will be to control the British Isles and keep Druidism as my county's religion instead of Christianity.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#538,863
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Best of luck.
@538,792 (J)
I've always been shit at any sort of fps.
@538,660 (K)
Similarly, I'm not creative so I play on minecraft servers just so I can see stuff that other people build.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#538,870