Topic: So it turns out that the guy wanting to take Postmortems pics is a nude photographer
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,436
That seems to mean that he also wants to be nude while taking the pics.
This whole thing is a mess and not going to plan at all. I can't say I'm too surprised though, this is another one of Postmortems get rich quick schemes that has failed more miserably and embarrassingly than others. Costanza has been calling and texting nonstop, he has somehow found the contact details of family and friends and is currently trying to blackmail John into another nude session, or he will share his masturbation video with some people he specifically named.
Somehow this is my fault, and I need to go there with him, but I don't want to go. We have been friends for so many years, but this is pushing the limits. What should I do?
This whole thing is a mess and not going to plan at all. I can't say I'm too surprised though, this is another one of Postmortems get rich quick schemes that has failed more miserably and embarrassingly than others. Costanza has been calling and texting nonstop, he has somehow found the contact details of family and friends and is currently trying to blackmail John into another nude session, or he will share his masturbation video with some people he specifically named.
Somehow this is my fault, and I need to go there with him, but I don't want to go. We have been friends for so many years, but this is pushing the limits. What should I do?
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later[^] [v] #538,449
@OP
Did you really expect it to end well? Don't let John give into the blackmail.
Did you really expect it to end well? Don't let John give into the blackmail.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,452
tell Costanza you'll break his kneecaps
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,467
@previous (C)
or just actually break his knees and then threaten to kill him if the videos are made public. unfortunately we're beyond "threatening language" and are into the realm of real actionable violence.
as a legal disclaimer i am not suggesting anyone use violence, but, hypothetically, in this situation, violence is called for.
but don't go assault anyone, that would be a bad idea.
or just actually break his knees and then threaten to kill him if the videos are made public. unfortunately we're beyond "threatening language" and are into the realm of real actionable violence.
as a legal disclaimer i am not suggesting anyone use violence, but, hypothetically, in this situation, violence is called for.
but don't go assault anyone, that would be a bad idea.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,469
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,470
@previous (E)
well, there's a ton of other options, but John didn't listen to me and probably showed up with his ID in hand and let the guy have a real phone number. i'd be shocked if they guy didn't have a photocopy.
so more discrete methods won't hypothetically work.
well, there's a ton of other options, but John didn't listen to me and probably showed up with his ID in hand and let the guy have a real phone number. i'd be shocked if they guy didn't have a photocopy.
so more discrete methods won't hypothetically work.
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swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,471
You need to go to the police and show them everything. Or leak the videos to the family himself.
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,472
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
i'm not suggesting they do anything other than go to the police, that's the smart and correct decision that i recommend that he make. no buts, just do that.
but, if you're looking for immediate results then... well... you know what to do.
i'm not suggesting they do anything other than go to the police, that's the smart and correct decision that i recommend that he make. no buts, just do that.
but, if you're looking for immediate results then... well... you know what to do.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,473
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,477
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)okay then, so we're agreed that John shouldn't do anything else except go to the police and that is our official advice. glad to settle that.
So, like, if it was me, well, first of all i wouldn't have let him photocopy my ID or have even my car license plate number, but, i digress, if it were me what i would do, is stalk him. I'd agree by email or whatever to another meeting to string him along and, like, put it off as long as possible. And in the mean time i'd stalk his house (because if i were john then i'd have no job of course) and follow him around. Find out who HIS friends are, find out where he works, that sort of thing.
Then once i'd found out WHO he is and what he does maybe then I'D have some leverage to use against him. First i'd show up at his place of work, so he'd know that i know. probably he wouldn't like the idea of being outed as some kind of pervert, and i might could think of more than one way to use that information (and the pic on minichan) as a way to counter-blackmail him. also i would openly threaten to digitally harass and socially engineer his demise in as many ways as i can think. i could see that pic being emailed to the entire staff of his company, everyday, from a VPN and posted all over their facebooks and sent to them in letters by Post. he have kids? their school might not like having that pic sent to them, that could be embarrassing. i could randomly call his co-workers from skype or something like that and once i get them on the phone i could say "you work with a perverted man-boy love pedophile named Cameraman J. Stinkfinger bababooey bababooey"
but, i mean, i wouldn't even be in this particular situation. so it doesn't matter what i would hypothetically do.
legal disclaimer: this post was written for entertainment purposes only. You should not attempt to counter-blackmail or life-destroy anyone, but instead, if you are videotaped masturbating and then blackmailed by Jason Alexander then you should just go to the police. Everything in this post, except "go to the police" is 100% parody and shouldn't be taken as advice, or as a suggestion. in fact, NEVER EVER attempt anything in this post except "GO TO THE POLICE, JOHN."
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,479
@previous (squeegee)
> if you are videotaped masturbating and then blackmailed
Why does this plot line remind me of how Negi ended up showing his dick?
> if you are videotaped masturbating and then blackmailed
Why does this plot line remind me of how Negi ended up showing his dick?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,482
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The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,502
drill kneecap
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,507
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,508
Oh postmortem, there's a reason I preferred you stay away from me.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,511
I haven't really been following this very closely, but are we sure that this is legit? Postmorten may've just posted the pics himself.
Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,512
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Idk, but it's lulzy so I started trying to catch up. You should do the same and laugh with me.
Idk, but it's lulzy so I started trying to catch up. You should do the same and laugh with me.
Anonymous M double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,513
@previous (M)
Then again, it is postmortem so him faking all of this for attention isn't really something too shocking lol.
Then again, it is postmortem so him faking all of this for attention isn't really something too shocking lol.
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The Asshole replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,515
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #538,516
What happened with the car crash?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #538,755
So much has happened, I think I only have some of the story now and because I didn't go back I don't think I'll ever really know the truth. I'll try to update you all, and hopefully post more pics and probably some video soon lol.
This place is strange though. Why do you all bicker and argue amongst yourselves?
This place is strange though. Why do you all bicker and argue amongst yourselves?
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #538,761
why do you go to strangers houses to watch your friend masturbate?