Topic: Beware: Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons may visit you in your dreams as well now.

Green started this discussion 11 years ago #40,397

They asked me if I had heard about Jesus in my dream.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #537,801

Did you twat them 1 m8 with a buttered Watchtower?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,808

I'm immune to dream infiltration by religious groups.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,810

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What about reptilians?

I immunised myself to their dream attacks not long ago. It took a lot of radio wave tinkering, but I eventually go the frequency just right.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,811

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What frequency works for you?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,817

@537,810 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> What about reptilians?
>
> I immunised myself to their dream attacks not long ago. It took a lot of fingers in my Mountain Dew filled throat, but I eventually got the Cheetos stains just right.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,818

@537,811 (E)
Nice try, reptilian.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,824

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No such thing.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,829

@previous (Green)
In do not have to dream about Jehovah's Witless's, as they ring my door bell once a week.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,841

@537,810 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
They wouldn't survive 2 minutes.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,848

@537,829 (Syntax)
Is your doorbell a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,851

@previous (F)
Lmao

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