Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,712
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Anonymous C double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,713
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Anonymous C triple-posted this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,714
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY
i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,715
What the Golem did you just say about me, you little goy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Torah in the Yeshiva, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret seders, and I have over 300 confirmed circumcisions. I am trained in advanced Mishna and I’m the top Rabbi in the entire Shul. You are nothing to me but just another Shabbos. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, year 5767, mark my Yiddisher words. You think you can get away with saying that bubke to me over the Internet? Think again, Schmuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Rabbis across the world and your Mezuzah is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Plagues, Shmendrick. The boils that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Lechaim. You’re fucking dead, Yeled. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-pray you in over seven hundred languages, and that’s just with my Artscroll. Not only am I extensively trained in ancient Hebrew, but I have access to the entire Halacha of the ancient Rabbinic order and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Tooches off the face of the world, you little Shmeckel. If only you could have known what unholy Meshigas your “Lashon Hara” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your zayin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Shekels, you Adoinaidamn klutz. I will doochen fury all over you and you will drown in it. Oy vey, you're dead, Feygela.
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,716
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,717
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!?! Oh my fucking God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room ever since your only motherfucking lightbulb finally went out, giggling like a like girl as you once again open up your shitty, slow proxy, type your little McWalter thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET leech that you actually paid a Minichan user for its account, so you just choose the picture.
Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" photoshop of a years-old photo from my adolescence, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your supper, cooked with cooking oil harvested from the fucking sewers of Yunnan, on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, wait, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You can't even go back to your mother, not with all those tax liens and arrest warrants out to get you. You are a fat fucking little fuckup, she's probably so sick of you anyway. So sick of having had to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Minichan posting about peepee and fucking poopoo and McWalter jokes.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a fat, lazy, worthless NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THEE THY OR I MCWALTER GIRLPOOTS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,760
these are gonna do just fine, thanks bud
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,761