Topic: How can I make my girlfriend (and her roommate) floss?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,038

Neither of them have ever flossed, and I need to find a way to get them to. They both refuse. how can I convince them to?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #72,553

bloody anal rape

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,554

Gross, dump that bitch. Aint nothin worst than a bitch who can't floss

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,556

Do it for them while they sleep.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,573

@previous (D)
Is that legal?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,575

@previous (A)
Define legal

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,583

Let her know that you love her and want her to love her and want her to live a long life. Then show her these studies that prove bacteria on the teeth and gums, increases the chance of heart disease. Then buy her waxed floss picks, because they're easier to use.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1944396/whole_body_effects_of_not_flossing.html

http://www.realage.com/check-your-health/heart-health/healthy-teeth-healthy-heart

http://c9.go2dental.com/ml_content/article_detail.php?art_id=140&subcat=40&cat=10

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,627

@OP
Rape them. Next tell them they would not have been raped of they had used floss. Make a sock puppet named Flossy to remind them of the rape. Problem solved.

Minichan