Topic: Think about this: If you had all the money you would ever need. Where would you live?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,372
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #537,524
Probably now? Right now? Baghdad. I would slowly gain political power and influence. (Because the surviving Iraqis are pretty-much cool with Americans in political power...) I would find the fucking piece of shit featured in the picture. Then I would chop his balls off, cut off his hands, put out one of his eyes, and chain him to the outskirts of some construction project. If he didn't die of exposure or blood loss, I would humbly let him die by sticking a dog chain through his jaw and forcing him to live out his life in a dog-kennel.Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,527
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,528
Somewhere near to where I live now. But in a larger house. :)
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,529
@537,527 (C)
It's just that the people who carved that would have done about the same. Seriously, ISIS, if you're going to storm through the mid-east championing the "one god" you could at least preserve the memory of others who have done this in the name of Assur or Marduk before you. It's not like you're doing anything new by killing, raping, and torturing your way across the land in the name of the "one true god" - the Neo-Assyrians have you beat by a few thousand years.
EDIT: Oh, and that would be the Neo-Assyrians who did actually stick a chain through an opposing king's jaw and force him to live in a dog kennel... When they weren't having you flayed alive and your skin stuffed with straw and burned while you watched dying, they were otherwise pretty nice.
It's just that the people who carved that would have done about the same. Seriously, ISIS, if you're going to storm through the mid-east championing the "one god" you could at least preserve the memory of others who have done this in the name of Assur or Marduk before you. It's not like you're doing anything new by killing, raping, and torturing your way across the land in the name of the "one true god" - the Neo-Assyrians have you beat by a few thousand years.
EDIT: Oh, and that would be the Neo-Assyrians who did actually stick a chain through an opposing king's jaw and force him to live in a dog kennel... When they weren't having you flayed alive and your skin stuffed with straw and burned while you watched dying, they were otherwise pretty nice.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,535
I wouldn't be living in one place, I'd always be on the move lol.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,547
Portland, OR
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,571
in space.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,578
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,691
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,724
@537,529 (B)
> stick a chain through an opposing king's jaw and force him to live in a dog kennel
Cool. What was the king's name? I want to read about this?
> stick a chain through an opposing king's jaw and force him to live in a dog kennel
Cool. What was the king's name? I want to read about this?
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,726
i wanna finish uni then travel everywhere i can.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,740
Maybe Cleethorpes. Or Lundy.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,749
Hawaii. It's slightly ethnic, but everyone knows english.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,790
@537,724 (J)
Ashurbanipal. I don't recall which relief depicted the chain through the jaw thing, but this page has a bunch of reliefs from the walls at Nineveh.
Ashurbanipal. I don't recall which relief depicted the chain through the jaw thing, but this page has a bunch of reliefs from the walls at Nineveh.
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #537,813
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #537,822
@537,790 (B)
Wot?
With all the money you wood ever need and YOU want to live in a Sand Box? San Fleas and Camel milk. Goats?
It does take a village to make a world.
Wot?
With all the money you wood ever need and YOU want to live in a Sand Box? San Fleas and Camel milk. Goats?
It does take a village to make a world.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #537,826
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #537,827
@previous (B)
and I can C from the quality of the line you drew for you Zoom
The thought of being bitten by a sand flea got 2u
and I can C from the quality of the line you drew for you Zoom
The thought of being bitten by a sand flea got 2u
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #537,831
Syntax (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #537,833
@previous (N)
I am with happiness
Friday nite plans might lead to death from over indulgences in 2 much Shellfish and Margaritas
I am with happiness
Friday nite plans might lead to death from over indulgences in 2 much Shellfish and Margaritas