Topic: Dinosaurs are a hoax, never existed, and are invented by atheists to insult God.
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,358
dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #537,331
And grass is green
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #537,332
So the fossils are... what exactly?
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Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #537,335
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,343
and this is why religion will be dead in another 30 years.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,371
@537,332 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Probably fabrications made up by atheist science, which is really just another form of black magic.
If you doused these so-called fossils with holy water, they would likely melt.
Probably fabrications made up by atheist science, which is really just another form of black magic.
If you doused these so-called fossils with holy water, they would likely melt.
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,373
Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,374
Here is a picture for proof.Green triple-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,375
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,380
@537,371 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> If you doused these so-called fossils with holy water, they would likely melt.
You mean if you doused the fossils in sacramental wine, the fossils wood eventually dissolve.
> If you doused these so-called fossils with holy water, they would likely melt.
You mean if you doused the fossils in sacramental wine, the fossils wood eventually dissolve.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,403
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,410
@537,371 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Probably fabrications made up by atheist science, which is really just another form of Cheetos stained fingers in my Mountain Dew filled throat.
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> If you doused these so-called fossils with holy water, they would likely melt.
> Probably fabrications made up by atheist science, which is really just another form of Cheetos stained fingers in my Mountain Dew filled throat.
>
> If you doused these so-called fossils with holy water, they would likely melt.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,426
So wait, the invisible guy in the sky and the superhuman living at the earth's core are real, but the fossils of these gigantic creatures that resemble over-sized lizards are fake? Next you're gonna tell me unicorn shit is actually shit and not rainbows. Fucking troll.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,431
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Ummmmmm, let me break this to you gently........................
Unicorn shit is just that. Shit....
You won't find it in your bowl of lucky charms anytime soon.
Ummmmmm, let me break this to you gently........................
Unicorn shit is just that. Shit....
You won't find it in your bowl of lucky charms anytime soon.
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,451
@537,426 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
i was literally taught in bible school that fossils are just rocks that look like things and scientists carved them further to look more like bones. And then we'd play a game where we'd look at random ink-blot type things and we'd all see different pictures but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree. Then they showed us inkblots that looked a lot like dinosaur bones and everyone called out "stegosaurus" or whatever. The lesson was that we can all see what we want to, even if it's not there. And that scientists find bones because they want to find them, but if they were Christians digging they would find them just be be rocks because Christians can see through the lies of satan.
suffice to say my baptist "sunday school" was taught by volunteers and the kinds of questions i asked my parents about this kind of stuff eventually got me put into Catholic school where i received a more formal religious education by an actual priest. catholics on the other hand were all about the evolution of some dinosaurs. of course i went through CCD during the John Paul years and after vatican 2 so they were pretty open to sciencey ideas.
i like the catholics. i still don't believe in god, but, they're much better than the protestants
i was literally taught in bible school that fossils are just rocks that look like things and scientists carved them further to look more like bones. And then we'd play a game where we'd look at random ink-blot type things and we'd all see different pictures but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree. Then they showed us inkblots that looked a lot like dinosaur bones and everyone called out "stegosaurus" or whatever. The lesson was that we can all see what we want to, even if it's not there. And that scientists find bones because they want to find them, but if they were Christians digging they would find them just be be rocks because Christians can see through the lies of satan.
suffice to say my baptist "sunday school" was taught by volunteers and the kinds of questions i asked my parents about this kind of stuff eventually got me put into Catholic school where i received a more formal religious education by an actual priest. catholics on the other hand were all about the evolution of some dinosaurs. of course i went through CCD during the John Paul years and after vatican 2 so they were pretty open to sciencey ideas.
i like the catholics. i still don't believe in god, but, they're much better than the protestants
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Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,509
@previous (squeegee)
> i was literally taught in bible school that fossils are just rocks that look like things and scientists carved them further to look more like bones. And then we'd play a game where we'd look at random ink-blot type things and we'd all see different pictures but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree. Then they showed us inkblots that looked a lot like dinosaur bones and everyone called out "stegosaurus" or whatever. The lesson was that we can all see what we want to, even if it's not there. And that scientists find bones because they want to find them, but if they were Christians digging they would find them just be be rocks because Christians can see through the lies of satan.
That is such a funny read. Yikes I am betting few here had any idea that kids are being taught Proofs Fossils are random rocks or even carved to resemble bones.
Then again in a public school as a 4th grader when we were discussing the Ocean - I asked about pollution and the teacher said it was so large it wood be impossible to pollute such a large body of water.
> i was literally taught in bible school that fossils are just rocks that look like things and scientists carved them further to look more like bones. And then we'd play a game where we'd look at random ink-blot type things and we'd all see different pictures but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree. Then they showed us inkblots that looked a lot like dinosaur bones and everyone called out "stegosaurus" or whatever. The lesson was that we can all see what we want to, even if it's not there. And that scientists find bones because they want to find them, but if they were Christians digging they would find them just be be rocks because Christians can see through the lies of satan.
That is such a funny read. Yikes I am betting few here had any idea that kids are being taught Proofs Fossils are random rocks or even carved to resemble bones.
Then again in a public school as a 4th grader when we were discussing the Ocean - I asked about pollution and the teacher said it was so large it wood be impossible to pollute such a large body of water.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,522
@537,451 (squeegee)
> And then we'd play a game where we'd look at random ink-blot type things and we'd all see different pictures but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree.
Yet, strangely, when Jesus appears on some burnt toast or in a bag of Cheetos™ all of a sudden "faithful" Baptists are selling holy relics on eBay...
> but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree.
You couldn't have known at the time but the trick is to yell "VAGINA!" to every one.
> And then we'd play a game where we'd look at random ink-blot type things and we'd all see different pictures but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree.
Yet, strangely, when Jesus appears on some burnt toast or in a bag of Cheetos™ all of a sudden "faithful" Baptists are selling holy relics on eBay...
> but when one kid would yell butterfly everyone would agree.
You couldn't have known at the time but the trick is to yell "VAGINA!" to every one.
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Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,523
@537,371 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I could probably arrange that experiment, but the bones still exist regardless of them being an illusion.
@537,335 (Green)
But what are the bones of then? A demon?
I could probably arrange that experiment, but the bones still exist regardless of them being an illusion.
@537,335 (Green)
But what are the bones of then? A demon?
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #537,525
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,542
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,629
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Hey hey, calm down. If it helps, sometimes their poop is rainbow colored, but its not exactly a rainbow.
Hey hey, calm down. If it helps, sometimes their poop is rainbow colored, but its not exactly a rainbow.