Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,083
@OP
Maybe they thought he was the bad touch uncle.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,154
There's a word for someone who is generally uncley: avuncular. Because uncley is not an actual word.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,155
@OP > What does that mean?
That he's a brother to every parent with a daughter?
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swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,159
But guys, why would this statement be offensive?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,177
@537,155 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
A son to every grandparent with a granddaughter?
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Maybe it's the sheer randomness of it? Like, it made it very obvious that he was bonkers.
Or maybe it came after him doing other weird shit?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,178
@537,159 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
It depends on context. If he was wearing pedo glasses and leering at the receptionist and said "I'm every girls uncle :3" I could see it being offensive.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,181
@537,177 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He does do and say a lot of weird shit.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,183
@537,178 (Metæ)
Yeah, he's wall eyed and they bulge as well. Similar to poached eggs, so it does look like he's leering.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,184
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
You no he does not use minichan because he wood have said:
> "I'm every girls aunt" to the receptionist.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,185
@537,183 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
The combination of perceived leering, and the "I'm every girl's uncle" sounds incestuous and icky. I'm guessing the receptionist was female and tired of being hit on? Perhaps a male receptionist would have been able to blow it off with a "yeah whatever dude you want your teeth drilled or not?"
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,186
@previous (Metæ)
Last week, we were trying to teach him how to talk to girls without being creepy. So he's out smoking a cigarette and I hear a ruckus. Turns out, this woman was walking by and he complimented her on her camel toe! She didnt know what that was, so she went home and googled it, and then came back to scream at him.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,187
@537,184 (Syntax)
If he was a Minichan user then he probably wouldnt have been able to talk with a human female at all.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,190
It isn't, the receptionist was just exercising her god-given right of being offended by everything.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,193
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,201
@537,195 (Metæ) > dating education classes
Chris Chan wanted those, lol.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,202
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not that I'm comparing you to him, I just found it to be an amusing reference to him.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,203
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Lol I know, I threw that in there partly for you and Kook, and partly because this guy needs them :p
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,206
@537,197 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
schizos don't always make sense, do they? you probably wouldn't discover what it means even if you asked him
@537,186 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
did she seriously googled it just to come back and scream at the guy? she's as crazy and clueless as he is
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,208
@previous (C)
I did ask him and he didnt know. And yes, she googled it and came back to yell at him.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,229
@537,184 (Syntax)
Is the receptionist a 15 minute drive from you?
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#537,233
@537,196 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I'm surprised she didn't know. She must have been like really old or really out of touch. Coming back to scream at him was a classy touch, though: reserving her judgement until she can determine whether or not it was a compliment.