Topic: If you could be any animal for a day, what would you be and why?

Green started this discussion 11 years ago #40,309

I would love to be a penguin. Sliding on my belly and eating fish.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #536,584

cat, just chill in the sun, receive cuddles from my human, kill some birds and mice

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #536,595

I would be a helicopter.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #536,600

I would be a human. I would buy lots of cans of tuna, the kind with a pull tab, and I would hide them under the couch. I would buy a lot of little birds at a pet store and set them free in the house. I would order a pizza and put it under the bed. Then I would nap for the rest of the day.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,603

I would be an obeagle.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,614

I would be a wolf.

Mysterious, but magnificent animals.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,625

@536,603 (E)
This. Sitting on my belly like Jabba the Hutt while a nice Jewish boy feeds me with a wheelbarrow and a shovel.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,629

I would be a rat terrier and I would roam around the towns and forests. Killing chickens and stealing whole loaves of warm bread from angry Italian bakers.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,645

@536,625 (G)
I figured that would be matt

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,647

Dolphins are always in a good mood when I am out Surfing.

I think I wood make a good Dolphin- Propi

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,648

@previous (Syntax)
Are the dolphins a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,682

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,698

A pigeon, so I could drop loads of steamy corrosive shit on people's heads and cars and get away with it

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,747

@previous (K)
That sounds fun.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,831

I would love to be a deep sea creature just to see what it's like down there.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #537,071

a rape mule

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