Topic: How is this material for my standup routine?

Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 started this discussion 11 years ago #40,303

A possible bit for my standup routine: So I saw in my girlfriend's closet a "feminine product" called OB Pro. (pause for smattering of chuckling in anticipation) How does one become a professional tampon user? (wait for laughter, then follow up with this to bring the house down): And, God help us, who the hell are the amateurs?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #536,462

10,000 comedians in the unemployment line, and look who's trying to be funny.

Seriously, stop molesting kids and pay your taxes

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #536,463

if i were you i would totally go on stage and tell this joke.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #536,481

@OP
Fuck off, mm.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,523

I like it
I like the description of it it adds another dimension

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,552

Okay, that was actually pretty clever.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,579

All the women I've known kept theirs in the bathroom, not the closet.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,580

Christmas is always tough for my girlfriend. Tampons are always sold out for the Christmas period.

Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,581

How is a penis like a Rubik's Cube? The more you fiddle with it, the harder it gets.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #536,588

> I am OP and I have crippling HPD

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