Topic: Well, fora, I have moved back to the US.
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 started this discussion 11 years ago #40,233
Filial piety.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #535,697
USA
Panda.
Quality Chinese food.
Panda.
Quality Chinese food.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,698
@OP
If this is true, you only did it because you got whined at by a bunch of teenagers on an obscure internet forum. Do you not understand how pathetic that makes you look? Thanks.
If this is true, you only did it because you got whined at by a bunch of teenagers on an obscure internet forum. Do you not understand how pathetic that makes you look? Thanks.
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,699
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,700
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,701
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,702
If you are really back in the US,
PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,703
@OP
Don't you miss China? How are you finding the food? Why did you move back?
Don't you miss China? How are you finding the food? Why did you move back?
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,704
@previous (Green)
The food in the US is terrible. The country is filled with hippo-people, waddling around on their morbidly-obese hips. There is no culture. There are no humans on the streets: only giant trucks and SUVs. Everyone is whitebread and boring.
The food in the US is terrible. The country is filled with hippo-people, waddling around on their morbidly-obese hips. There is no culture. There are no humans on the streets: only giant trucks and SUVs. Everyone is whitebread and boring.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,706
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,707
Topic: I have decided to never return to the West.
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 started this discussion 2 weeks ago #39,984
The paradise that is the East is just too great!
Never say never...
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Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,708
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,709
Serious question though: now that you're back in the free world, why is Avatar the Last Airbender banned in China?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,710
@OP
You, sir, are and idiot. =)
@535,707 (Metæ)
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> Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 started this discussion 2 weeks ago #39,984
> The paradise that is the East is just too great!
You, sir, are and idiot. =)
@535,707 (Metæ)
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Topic: I have decided to never return to the West.
> Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 started this discussion 2 weeks ago #39,984
> The paradise that is the East is just too great!
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,711
@535,704 (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
why are you regurgitating stand up comedy routines from 10 years ago? SUVs aren't relevant anymore, hardly anyone has them now except for asian immigrants. honestly. you're living in the past, either that or you're so blinded by your bias that you can't see america beyond thin outdated stereotypes
why are you regurgitating stand up comedy routines from 10 years ago? SUVs aren't relevant anymore, hardly anyone has them now except for asian immigrants. honestly. you're living in the past, either that or you're so blinded by your bias that you can't see america beyond thin outdated stereotypes
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,712
Matt is a fucking idiot. I bet he is still in China and just trying to get attention.
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,713
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,714
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,715
@previous (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
Don't listen to the angry anons. Now you are in a better timezone, we can get drunk together!
Don't listen to the angry anons. Now you are in a better timezone, we can get drunk together!
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,716
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,717
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,722
Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,723
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,724
@535,714 (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
why are you basing your impression of america on stand up comedy routines from 10 years ago?
why are you basing your impression of america on stand up comedy routines from 10 years ago?
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,726
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,731
@previous (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
So what happened with the sausage business, did you sell it just abandoned it? Not trolling BTW.
So what happened with the sausage business, did you sell it just abandoned it? Not trolling BTW.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #535,732
@previous (I)
He abandoned it because Chinese people have a hard time picking up a sausage with chop sticks.
He abandoned it because Chinese people have a hard time picking up a sausage with chop sticks.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,738
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,742
And here is the nail in the coffin of the festering corpse that is the Miller Guide.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,743
@previous (J)
You speak as if it had any credibility to begin with.
Implying that coffin needed nails in the first place is simply giving it too much credit.
You speak as if it had any credibility to begin with.
Implying that coffin needed nails in the first place is simply giving it too much credit.
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,748
@535,726 (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)why are you basing your personal impression of america on stand up comedy routines from 10 years ago?
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,750
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Green replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,804
@OP
Are you just on vacation? Will you be returning to China?
Are you just on vacation? Will you be returning to China?
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,805
@OP
What will become of your Falun Gong cell? Have you appointed a new leader? Will they still be working to overthrow the Chinese government now that you are gone? What about the plans you distributed to bomb the nuclear facility in Beijing?
What will become of your Falun Gong cell? Have you appointed a new leader? Will they still be working to overthrow the Chinese government now that you are gone? What about the plans you distributed to bomb the nuclear facility in Beijing?
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,806
@previous (O)
Maybe he was in China as an undercover agent for USAmerica; gathering information and plotting war.
Maybe he was in China as an undercover agent for USAmerica; gathering information and plotting war.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,808
@previous (Green)
Nah, he is to stupid. He can't even fart without someone telling him how to do it.
Nah, he is to stupid. He can't even fart without someone telling him how to do it.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,815
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,863
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Lol, if they taught him the Chinese way, you know it probably involves 2 chopsticks and an eggroll.
Lol, if they taught him the Chinese way, you know it probably involves 2 chopsticks and an eggroll.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #535,895
What the fuck? Is Lothario Cassanova the new name of Matt Miller? O_O
