Topic: Official Minichan Cocktail Thread™

Formerly A Regular !!6bgRrH2a4 started this discussion 11 years ago #40,226

Let's share suggestions for cocktails and other such drinks here!

Formerly A Regular !!6bgRrH2a4 (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #535,600

I'll start us off.

1 cup wine
1/4 cup blueberry vodka
1/3 cup orange Crush

This is a rapid, dangerous way of getting quite drunk in literally five seconds.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,601

A real, pure martini:

Chilled gin
Splash of vermouth in chilled glass after ice removed
olive

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,603

My recipe: http://minichan.org/topic/11978

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,604

Trashcan Punch

go buy some shit called Diesel. it's basically everclear but cheaper.
like a lot of it, maybe 15 or 20 bottles. i don't remember, just get like 6 gallons.
then get a big, like, what are they, the oil barrel sized trash cans by rubbermaid. like the 30 or 50 gallon ones.
you can put a trashbag liner on it if you're a pussy, but you just dump all that shit grain alcohol in there.
Then get like 20 of the biggest things of kool-aid you can find. dump it in there too, like most of them.
then drag a garden hose in the house and drop the end in the trash can and crank the water up all the way.
then get something to, like, stir it up with. like a canoe paddle works.
pretty much fill with water more than halfway and add koolaid to flavor.
it should burn pretty good going down still, so add a whole lot of ice.
like get it 3/4 of the way full with ice and you're good.

serves 350+

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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,605

@previous (squeegee)
What the fuck?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,606

@previous (B)
trashcan punch, people will pass out, so be prepared to make sure no one get's saturday night palsy. pledges are good for that

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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,607

@previous (squeegee)
That sounds like the cocktail of an educated, erudite gentleman.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,608

@previous (B)
dude, all i know is that we called it "panty soaker"

Formerly A Regular !!6bgRrH2a4 (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,609

@535,604 (squeegee)
@535,606 (squeegee)
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #535,610

epic 4shot cocktail?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,635

@535,601 (B)
This is really the only recipe you need. All else is optional.

beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,636

@OP
Boxed white wine + sodastream = champagne. Thanks

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,637

Watermelon Coke

· Coke™
· one shot 99 Watermelons™
· add preferred vodka to taste

Enjoy with fried chicken if desired.

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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,676

You can add lemonade to blackcurrent juice.

It is quite good.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,693

In warm weather On the Rocks

In cold weather Neat no ice

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,694

@535,676 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> You can add lemonade to blackcurrent juice, and I have Cheetos stained fingers in my Mountain Dew filled throat.
>
> It is quite good.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,696

Gin
Vermouth
Campari
Bitters
Decorative orange peel

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,705

@535,694 (J)
We're british. We don't have Mountain Dew or Cheetos.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,727

@previous (Green)
We have Mountain Dew.

We also used to have Cheetos but... They vanished a long time ago. I am not sure why, and that disturbs me greatly.

@535,694 (J)
I enjoy your dedication to this. You are sort of like a Minichan version of the Doctor- competely unerring in your catchphrases.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,729

@OP
moar liek cock thread amirite

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,736

@535,727 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That's the joke.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #535,745

@previous (J)
Did you mean the UK having Mountain Dew but not Cheetos, or your dedication?