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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#535,427
you don't
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#535,434
google the phone number and look for review sites. they exist. i've never actually gone to an escort or hired one but i've heard from the rumor mill that if you're going to look for one you look here
and you avoid directly using advertizing sites like you're doing. the girls put up their ads on places like backpages so that the review sites have something to link back to. bear in mind that this is very dated information i'm giving you, maybe 5 years old.
full disclosure: the rumor mill i referred to is actually a guy i'll call "Joe" who i became reacquainted with at a school reunion with some fraternity brothers. He had some interesting experiences to talk about when he was drunk and we all learned a lot about whores, escorts, strippers, and cocaine. He was probably the closest person i've known that would be considered Quagmiresque by Family Guy standards, and since graduation has fallen straight down the rabbit hole apparently. i can't say his information was absolutely correct, truthful, or wise, but, it's the information that is forever ingrained in my memory:
find a girl with many excellent reviews, you're not looking for a girlfriend.
hotels and condos are safe, motels and apartments are not. if the destination is "scary" just leave.
oh yeah, and don't bring your ID with you
that's pretty much it. don't do anything stupid, OP, like get filmed. try and have her come to you and get a hotel rooms. that's the safest bet i would imagine.
The Trucker joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#535,441
When a hooker approaches my truck and asks me if I'm looking for a little company, I always say, "How do I know your not a cop?"
I usually end up getting free titty shots.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,450
careful, a lot of these so-called escorts are really prostitutes
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,451
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,465
@535,450 (E)
fun fact, you know who else are prostitutes?most porn actresses. not all, some only fuck on camera, but most are actually whores. kind of the industry dirty "secret."
like if you ever have porn stars visiting your city for appearances... yeah, you can hire them. they aren't selling autographs, i'll put it that way.
The Trucker replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,470
Ehhhhh, I simply refuse to pay for a disease when I can get it for free.
ShitArse !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,502
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,510
@535,465 (squeegee)
Sounds like the sort of secret that's only secret in the sense that you hadn't thought of it before. Now that you've mentioned it, it seems fairly logical.
@previous (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
I get the impression that you actually quite like squeegee, behind your persona.
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squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,525
@535,502 (ShitArse !saAqdaazn2)
you would have liked joe, he was super, super duper racist.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,527
@previous (squeegee)
But is he racist enough for ShitArse? Because ShitArse can see a Zionist conspiracy in a Jewish man giving out free coffee. If Joe isn't being racist at that level, then ShitArse will simply be disgusted.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,535
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#535,567
I'm glad whores are legal here. It makes everything so much safer for everyone involved. And those bitches can pay their fucking taxes on their earnings like everyone else.