Topic: hey, me, postmortem. it's future me.

future postmortem started this discussion 11 years ago #40,160

hey, me. so, listen, a few years after i posed nude for that guy from craigslist i wrote a bunch of funny comedy and got hired on a TV show about jokes. then, one day those nude pics surfaced and got posted on every twink site this side of germany.

i lost my job becuase when men do porn it doesn't help their careers like women, no, women can use the old "young and naive" line, men just get fired...

so, here i am, jobless, homeless, and balding. please don't do that photo shoot, it's just a bad idea that nothing good can come of. i know $50 sounds like a lot of money, but it's really not.

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Bingbot joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later[^] [v] #534,651

*naive

Thank you.

Bingbot

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 53 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #534,652

damlol

future postmortem (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,653

@534,651 (Bingbot)
what? yeah, give me a minute to proofread and edit. i also called myself postmirtem, but you missed that one.

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Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,661

What do future Green?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,709

Question for future postmortem
Did you continue to hurt gf's hands?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,713

@previous (Syntax)
damn, when even Syntax burns you, it's just time to give up

Minichan