Topic: wasps: Nature's assholes
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ started this discussion 11 years ago #40,156
First of all, have you ever looked at a wasp? They looked pissed all the time, staring you down with their beady little eyes, but that's just looks. Wasps love to bite, and sting, they're agressive fucks who want to ruin pool parties and picnics. Why picnics? Because at the end of a wasp life cycle these little shits have nothing to do, but find sugary goodness so they're known to dive into your coke can, and land on your icecream cones.
Wasps also kill the shit out of bugs that are actually pretty nice, fucking up the lives of bees, and laying eggs in spiders because, again, they are assholes. Do you know what a jewel wasp is? This guy likes to sting cockroaches in the head, zombifying the little guy, who by the way was minding his own damn business, and then let's larvae feed of its living body. Yeah, gross, horrible, no.
Ants are a kind of wasp, and they ruin any ecosystem they're a part of, and are impossible to get rid of. They do absolutely nothing good for anyone, they have bad attitudes, and I am not even impressed by them.
Fuck off wasps.
Wasps also kill the shit out of bugs that are actually pretty nice, fucking up the lives of bees, and laying eggs in spiders because, again, they are assholes. Do you know what a jewel wasp is? This guy likes to sting cockroaches in the head, zombifying the little guy, who by the way was minding his own damn business, and then let's larvae feed of its living body. Yeah, gross, horrible, no.
Ants are a kind of wasp, and they ruin any ecosystem they're a part of, and are impossible to get rid of. They do absolutely nothing good for anyone, they have bad attitudes, and I am not even impressed by them.
Fuck off wasps.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later[^] [v] #534,603
based wasps
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,604
Was a good read until:
> This guy likes to sting cockroaches in the head, zombifying the little guy, who by the way was minding his own damn business,
Do you know anyone who thinks the cockroach does not deserve this?
Poetic justice I say.
> This guy likes to sting cockroaches in the head, zombifying the little guy, who by the way was minding his own damn business,
Do you know anyone who thinks the cockroach does not deserve this?
Poetic justice I say.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,606
you excited about your twink shoot? got some good poses planned? stretching may be a good idea, btw
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,608
@534,604 (Syntax)
Cockroaches are nature's victims. Carrying diseases they didn't ask for. Theyre mostly vegetarian, and don't even really bite.
Cockroaches are nature's victims. Carrying diseases they didn't ask for. Theyre mostly vegetarian, and don't even really bite.
Bingbot joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,609
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,611
@534,606 (squeegee)
I am apprehensive, and excited. I like unusual experiences, and the guy seems talanted, but things can always go awry
I am apprehensive, and excited. I like unusual experiences, and the guy seems talanted, but things can always go awry
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,625
@534,608 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)> Cockroaches are nature's victims. Carrying diseases they didn't ask for.
AS IF!
Couple of years ago a Kickstarter campaign made its goal of $10,000 to develop this:
The RoboRoach: Control a living insect from your smartphone! You might enjoy making your guys follow your commands.
Photo is a serious good use for Cockroaches - Outfitted with Microphones and adding the remote control to go and locate people trapped in earthquake and war enviro's
Saving Lives With Cyborg Cockroaches
John I still think your need to put your comedy talents to use so we all can see you on Saturday Night Live or 2nd city on tour
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 46 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,628
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,629
@534,625 (Syntax)
Yeah I saw that, wow technology! And thank you, im trying to gather funds topursue comedy more full time, times is tough though.
Yeah I saw that, wow technology! And thank you, im trying to gather funds topursue comedy more full time, times is tough though.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,631
@534,609 (Bingbot)
> Roaches are found in sewers, and you seem to love sewers.
This is accurately correct.... Matter of fact, it is a proven fact.
Just read a bunch of syntax's postings, in probably 95%(wild guess syntax, don't shit in your depends) of his postings/threads, he always mentions sewers.
> Roaches are found in sewers, and you seem to love sewers.
This is accurately correct.... Matter of fact, it is a proven fact.
Just read a bunch of syntax's postings, in probably 95%(wild guess syntax, don't shit in your depends) of his postings/threads, he always mentions sewers.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #534,639
@previous (G)
> > Roaches are found in s**s, ...and you seem to love s**s.
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> This is accurately correct.... Matter of fact, it is a proven fact.
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> Just read a bunch of syntax's postings, in probably 95%(wild guess syntax, don't shit in your depends) of his postings/threads, he always mentions sewers.
> he always mentions s****s.
Best you do your homework.
You currently get a failing grade.
> > Roaches are found in s**s, ...and you seem to love s**s.
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> This is accurately correct.... Matter of fact, it is a proven fact.
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> Just read a bunch of syntax's postings, in probably 95%(wild guess syntax, don't shit in your depends) of his postings/threads, he always mentions sewers.
> he always mentions s****s.
Best you do your homework.
You currently get a failing grade.
(Edited 8 minutes later.)
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Lovely.Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,815
@OP
Sounds like if Michael Alig was an insect.
Sounds like if Michael Alig was an insect.
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,816
Was your photographer a wasp?