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Topic: What would you do for a Klondike Barâ„¢?

brie !OudrPWaUDQ started this discussion 15 years ago #4,013

No smart answers like "I'd go to the store and buy one", I want to know what is the most fucked up horrible thing you would be willing to do in exchange for a Klondike Barâ„¢.

Bonus points for creative and/or disturbing answers.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #72,080

Punch my girlfriend in her baby maker.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,082

Let kimmo babysit my kids (if I had kids).

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,083

i probably would go to the grocery store and get another type of chocolate bar other than KLONDLIKE.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,084

Really, I would put forth no more effort than going upstairs and grabbing one from the freezer.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,086

@previous (E)

> Really, I would put forth no more effort than going upstairs and grabbing one from the freezer.

> upstairs
> deal breaker

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,087

@72,084 (E)
You must live with mommy, and why did she put the freezer upstairs? What twisted world do you live in?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,091

@previous (B)
There's a freezer for each floor. The upstairs one is for ice cream and such, and the downstairs freezer is for meats.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,092

Nothing.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,093

@72,091 (E)
Just how fat is your family?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,098

@previous (B)
I'm about 138 or so, my mother was 20 pounds or so less than me last I remember, and my brother weighs about 5 to 10 pounds less than I do.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,100

@previous (E)
That is a lot. You should consider growing a pair and moving out.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,103

@previous (B)
Nah.

Asplod McGunpowders !m/IdZPzV52 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,116

get off my fat ass and go buy a pack

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,120

I prefer ice cream sandwiches.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,161

If you get this... you're beyond --hope-- awesome.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,165

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
:D It really sucks that that show is postponed indefinitely :/

Also, I don't know what a Klondike bar tastes like, but I would milk a cow, process the milk to make ice cream, then put liquid chocolate into a rectangular case, rotate it slowly until it stiffens into a solid hollow shape, melt the ice cream I made earlier and fill the chocolate shell. Assuming (based on Nega's picture) that is a Klondike bar, then that is what I would do for a Klondike bar.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,204

I'd Google what a Klondike bar is, then maybe get some reviews of it and make a decision based on said reviews.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,299

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I would do the same, but then I'd probably buy them online also, in bulk at the cheapest price, and have them shipped to my house in a styrofoam container of dry ice.

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,320

Copying GHOUL topics isn't a toy bud, grow up and leave.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,381

GUYS
SHOULD I PUT SOME TROUSERS ON AND GO BUY A KLONDIKE BAR

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,383

@72,161 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
yea, im beyond help
FFFUUUUUUUU

Gil joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,473

Consensual sex in the missionary position.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #72,827

@72,383 (P)
Wheeeeee, great success!
@72,165 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I hope somebody in the studio leaks it; after all, it's done, and the only problem is the station.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #72,832

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
They're rewriting it because the Walpurgis night had a tsunami scene in it, according to rumours.
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