Topic: this shocking presentation will change your fu*#ing life.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #40,091

Hey...

You are 1 of 7,496 men selected to watch a controversial new video.

It's a FREE presentation that shows you how to get any girl so wet, that she makes the first move on YOU.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #533,916

it's spelled F-U-C-K-I-N-G you psychotic fucktard.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #533,920

At first I thought I heard a waterfall but it was just a well lubricated vagina. Thanks a million, OP!

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #533,923

But what if two or more of the 7,496 men want the same girl? Do they have to agree to a threesome or work out some kind of timeshare agreement?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #533,927

@previous (Metæ)
A number of things could happen but there are three likely scenarios. The woman in question could A. implode, B. blink out of existence until the paradox was resolved within the matrix, or C. suffer from sudden and acute dehydration and be out of commission for up to 72hrs. In all three scenarios coitus is no longer a reasonable option.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,932

So where is said presentation?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,936

@previous (E)
SPOILER: it was a spam email

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,970

@previous (A)
Kind of figured that mate, but never hurts to ask, right?

I wouldn't of clicked on the link anyway if they had provided it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,988

@OP
Self censoring your headlines makes you look like a cunt.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,989

@previous (F)
see
@533,936 (A)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,046

@533,970 (E)
Link: http://sheryl.simpltricks.com/ (plus a unique referral ID at the end)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,052

@previous (A)

> Link: http://sheryl.simpltricks.com/ (plus a unique referral ID at the end)

so, http://sheryl.simpltricks.com/superlegitanduniquereferralidgoeshereaspldfffdfdfdddHAHAHAGOFUCKASHITUPYOURASS

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,067

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That was, in fact, the exact link. Pls get out of my inbox or I will report you to the cyber police.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,088

@previous (A)
I was trying to recover my yahoo mail password, sorry.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #534,107

@534,067 (A)
Did you, praytell, take up the seduction gentlemæ on his FREE seminar offer?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #534,131

@previous (Metæ)
No, I declined the opportunity.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #534,134

@previous (A)

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