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Topic: FAO: males — ever surprised a partner with the distance of your ejaculate?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,008

I landed some on the wall behind the bed, recently. She thought it to be quite a hoot.

Discuss.

> implying MC has ever been laid

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #72,045

Yea, it's gone pretty far a couple times, usually though I catch it in a napkin.

> implying MC has ever been laid
> implying you don't cum when you fap.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #72,046

@previous (B)
> implying MC regularly ejaculates in the presence of others

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,049

@previous (A)
The internet is a great place to find people to meet for circlejerks. Lot of gays show up, so you have to find one that doesn't allow it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,056

@previous (B)
> implying that this thread implies heteronormativity

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,063

@previous (A)
> implying your're not a homonym.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,068

Hit my own face. Was a hoot.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #72,070

Hit my own asshole. What a hoot

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,125

Yes. I was between her legs, and I came all over her tits, face, hair, pillow, and the wall behind her. I've been told a few times that I have the load of a porn star.
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