Topic: If a gorgeous female or dick girl
kook !!mCVqftDha started this discussion 11 years ago #40,042
Pulled up in a Corvette and ask you if you wanted to take a ride, would you go with them?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #533,181
No.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #533,183
Female if I were single yes
dick girl? nononono
dick girl? nononono
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,187
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,188
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I already possess a dick. Girls smell better.
Girls soft Girls have part I fit into.
That other place? Smells not so much so good.
Did I just give myself away?
I already possess a dick. Girls smell better.
Girls soft Girls have part I fit into.
That other place? Smells not so much so good.
Did I just give myself away?
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,191
@533,187 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I assume people driving corvettes are assholes. I assume strangers inviting me into their vehicles are not trustworthy. That seems simple enough.
I assume people driving corvettes are assholes. I assume strangers inviting me into their vehicles are not trustworthy. That seems simple enough.
Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,192
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,193
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,194
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
OK now dressed up.
Once upon a time. Was freshly single. Company leased me a new shiny Red Porsche - Girl came up and put fingers on car and said ...Nice car.
I of course had that lower brain taking charge.
Dated and learned a quick lesson. She sure looked terrific. She was all that any man could ask for under the hood. She was happiest watching soaps on TV. She really liked doing cross word puzzles like the New York times but the only way she could do that was to call up on phone friends for solutions. She wanted really wanted to have a baby. She did not believe in birth control for religious reasons but I could never get her to tell me wot religion that was.
So it was not happily ever after. She called me ever few months to see if I had changed my mind.
OK now dressed up.
Once upon a time. Was freshly single. Company leased me a new shiny Red Porsche - Girl came up and put fingers on car and said ...Nice car.
I of course had that lower brain taking charge.
Dated and learned a quick lesson. She sure looked terrific. She was all that any man could ask for under the hood. She was happiest watching soaps on TV. She really liked doing cross word puzzles like the New York times but the only way she could do that was to call up on phone friends for solutions. She wanted really wanted to have a baby. She did not believe in birth control for religious reasons but I could never get her to tell me wot religion that was.
So it was not happily ever after. She called me ever few months to see if I had changed my mind.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,207
Lol I would wonder why she'd want me to go.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,213
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,215
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,229
Some hot women said I was hot and asked if I wanted to ride with them once. I was upset, drinking heavily and was an obese tracksuit, so I think they were taking the St Michael.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,232
No that is how you end up missing a lung a kidney and half your liver.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,233
I'm confused. Do you have the choice of dick or not, or is it like a Schrödinger's cat scenario where she's both male and female until the pants come off? I'm ambivalent about the genitalia but a stranger picking me up for a ride would worry me.
kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,245
@previous (Metæ)
No I meant, if the object of your desire (either a female or a dick girl) drove up and offered you a ride, would you take it?
No I meant, if the object of your desire (either a female or a dick girl) drove up and offered you a ride, would you take it?