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Topic: The Cornish word for beauty is anal.

Green started this discussion 11 years ago #40,033

Killer Lettuce's beauty takes my anal away.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #532,983

hahaha, what??

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #532,984

@previous (B)
Whoops, I meant breath. http://www.cornishdictionary.org.uk/cornish/anal only result that wasn't cornish porn.

Green (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #532,985

I'm off to Tesco for some anal mintsg

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #533,007

cornholish

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,009

@OP

> The Cornish word for beauty
Beauty USA: Cornish adj, teg.
beautify USA: Cornish vb, tekhe‧; afina
Source:
http://www.kernewegva.com/PDFs/glossary_140810.pdf

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,010

@previous (D)
shut up syntax

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,011

@533,009 (D)
see
@532,984 (Green)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,013

Didheurek.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,016

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Would you please provide your great grandmother's Cornish Anal recipe?

Translator II replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,018

@533,013 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Didheurek.
Interesting

KL how did I do?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,021

@533,016 (F)
Why do people assume that I have Cornish recipes just because I'm Cornish? Racists. :'(

@previous (Translator II)
Excellently. Your copy and pasting skills are exemplary.

Translator II replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,024

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Exactly

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,025

@533,021 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
One key item for 2nites dinner will be a Homemade Chicken Pot Pie. (Friend made this yesterday)
I assume this is similar to a Cornish Chicken Pastry?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,029

@previous (Syntax)
In a way, I suppose. But not really.

Also, it needs to be made in Cornwall to be called a Cornish pasty. Though I suppose that you could just take a 15 minute drive and make it here if you really wanted a Cornish pasty.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,031

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Tesco sells cornish pasties and I doubt they're made in Cornwall.

wtf? replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,032

@533,029 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cornish pasty:
History of the Pasty
http://www.hu.mtu.edu/vup/pasty/history.htm

"Cornish invented it and that it is a diminutive of the star gazed pie, which is a type of pie baked with fish,

such that the fish heads stick out of the pie"


Sorry this sounds-looks, like nothing, I would want to eat.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,033

@previous (wtf?)
That's not what a pasty is, bud.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,038

@533,032 (wtf?)
I concur.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,041

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@533,033 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

wtf? replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,042

@533,033 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Google image.
'''http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazy_pie

Stargazy pie (sometimes called starrey gazey pie or other variants) is a Cornish pastry made of baked pilchards, along with eggs and potatoes, covered with a pastry crust. Although there are a few variations with different fish being used, the unique feature of stargazy pie is fish heads (and sometimes tails) protruding through the crust, so that they appear to be gazing skyward. This allows the oils released during cooking to flow back into the pie.

The dish is traditionally held to have originated from the village of Mousehole in Cornwall and is traditionally eaten during the festival of Tom Bawcock's Eve to celebrate his heroic catch during a very stormy winter. According to the modern festival, which is combined with the Mousehole village illuminations, the entire catch was baked into a huge stargazy pie, encompassing seven types of fish and saving the village from starvation. There is evidence that the festival dates back even further, to pre-Christian times. The story of Bawcock was popularised by Antonia Barber's children's book The Mousehole Cat, which featured the star-gazy pie. In 2007 contestant Mark Hix won the BBC's Great British Menu with a variant of the dish.


> the village of Mousehole
?
> fish heads (and sometimes tails) protruding through the crust, so that they appear to be gazing skyward. This allows the oils released during cooking to flow back into the pie.

Yummy
lol

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,043

@previous (wtf?)
Why are you randomly going on about that? That thing isn't a pasty. This is what a pasty is. They uaually have beef or chicken in them.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,046

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He's stuck in a time loop.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,049

@533,043 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I was just messing with ya.
Not sure I have been to Cornish proper - Looking at a map I spent a day with ex gf at Dartmoor National Park. Some of the cities on the map look familiar

Have eating many a turnover that are shaped exactly as you show in pics - filled with tasty potato and or meat. So far have not had a meat pie I did not like.

I love fish but that Fish pie just - and its not the heads cause I have eating many a Chinese dish or even Trout served with Head on - no problem - Just that look of the pie is not exactly a turn on

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,050

@533,029 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> In a way, I suppose. But not really.
>
> Though I suppose that you could just take a 15 minute drive and make it here if you really wanted a Cornish pasty.

Hahahahaha 10/10

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,051

@533,046 (F)
Shit, really? I thought that those had been stopped from interfering with our own time loop after Syntax stabilised things with his 15 minutes rule.

Maybe the reptilians have been up to mischief, again? Those scaly scamps!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,053

@533,043 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Oh you mean mean potstickers.

@533,042 (wtf?)
> Tom Bawcock
> Bawcock
lol

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,054

@533,051 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Based on this:
Possible to be in Cornwall in milliseconds

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,058

@previous (Syntax)
Is Cornwall a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,062

@OP
Unserious fraud language. Upgrade to Manx.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,067

In round numbers LEO Satellites move at 17,500 MPH - That includes the International Space station - GPS Satellites Globalstar and Iridium Satellites

17,500 MPH = about 1.5 hours to travel around Planet Earth. Many orbits are elliptical so actual time varies.

Cardiff by the Sea is 5,356 miles from Cornwall UK town center

I leave it up to all of U to do the Math on total time from here to there

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,086

@previous (Syntax)
So are the satellites a 15 minute drive from you?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,107

@previous (I)
Careful...

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,108

@previous (K)
Can you drive carefully for 15 minutes?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,111

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Only 8 minutes at a time, sadly.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,114

@previous (K)
Well, you're over halfway there. A little more practice and you'll be able to safely transport a bomb to Syntax.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Fuck off and die replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,115

@533,111 (K)
Well shit, what's he doing with the other 7 minutes? Or dare I even ask?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,117

Externally hosted image@previous (Fuck off and die)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,119

Cornwelsh anal.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,156

In the future, everyone will be 15 minutes' drive away.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,230

@533,043 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Those are just fucking empanadas.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #533,235

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fake anon here, confusing a pastry for either a Roman goddess or a spider.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #533,241

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
May the guards watch over your battles friend.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #533,242

@previous (Green)
Gods, green. They say Gods.

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #533,243

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No they don't. You must be hearing gods due to their accents.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #533,262

Beauty is beautiful.
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