Topic: How many orgasms have you had?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,991

You can figure this out by estimating how many times a week you orgasm (on average since you first started orgasming) and multiplying by 52. Them multiply by the number of years it has been since you first reached orgasm.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #71,777

lol0

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 37 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #71,778

194,817

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,784

@previous (C)
You have been masturbating daily for 535 years?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,786

@previous (A)
No. I have been masturbating over 50 times daily.

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,787

Roughly 2500.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,788

Around 1250 times.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,789

About 1,164.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,790

How do I calculate the volume, though?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,796

@previous (G)
Multiply by the volume of an average orgasm.

Measure the volume of your orgasm several times, draw an average, use that.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,801

under 9000

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,803

Ahh but how many times have they been the result of a partner?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,806

About a dozen. It isn't easy for me.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,808

1092

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,821

~4368

dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,825

1000 ~

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,852

2080 potential babbies.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,861

@previous (The Owl !Ln5bimouKo)
you cum one sperm per time?

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,864

1,165 :')

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,874

@71,861 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2)

It's a disability!

faggot !26D7I/H7YY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,913

several

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,917

@71,821 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
srs doubts about that

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,072

Over 9000.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,073

@71,803 (I)
About 20

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,077

8736

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,089

What's 3 times a day for six years?

Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,094

@previous (S)
28

Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,095

@previous (Born This Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Okay.

Anonymous S double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,096

I've had 28

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,110

@72,089 (S)
3 * 7 * 52 * 6 = 6552

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,127

@71,777 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> lol0

Wait what.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,128

I would guesstimate I'm around 4000.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,138

About 100 O_O

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,167

83...

You guys are all perverts...

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,215

@72,127 (T)
Lol 0.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,217

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Then you suck at it.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,231

@previous (A)
I'm aware.
:D

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,235

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Fix it? Get a vibe.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,239

@previous (A)
Lol, I'm broke. And...that's just awkward. Mail-order's out because my mom'd go look at what's in the box, and I can't really walk into a sex shop. :<

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,241

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Why can't you? Also, lrn2masturbate. Fingers can suffice just fine.

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Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,247

@previous (A)
Because I'm 15 and I look 12/13. Don't sex shops have an age restriction?

Lol. Fair enough.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,251

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
idk, never actually entered one. It'd make sense if they didn't as long as you appear determined, though. Sure is better than banging some fella without protection.

Be sure to post it when you figure it out.

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,253

@previous (A)
I dunno. It's also just...awkward. Made worse by the fact that I'm awkward. Eh...

I'll figure something out when I next have money...which won't be til mid-August...
Thanks, though.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,261

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
http://www.livestrong.com/article/12490-masturbate-guide-women/

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,264

@72,253 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Don't bother, masturbation is an overrated waste of time. The people ITT are addicts who compulsively need to masturbate every day. Do you want to become like that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,271

@previous (J)
You're mad because you can't ;)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,277

@72,261 (A)
That was...interesting to read. Thanks. I think. >.<

@72,264 (J)
Lol. Fair enough.
I'M SO CONFLICTED. D:

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,292

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Homework.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,293

@previous (A)
?

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #72,408

Millions. But only 2 since i started typing this reply. And now 3.

Minichan