Topic: "Bishops of Bastard"

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,903

Is this Syntax?

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=3g_DAwAAQBAJ&pg=PP9&lpg=PP9&dq="thee+thy+or+eye"&source=bl&hl=en&sa=X

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #531,341

And Matt a few pages down.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,343

I believe that it is, in fact, {{{@Devil's Cool Fyrestorm}}} aka {{{Devil's Erotic Fyrestorm}}} aka Def aka wtf? aka Syntax aka L.B.G aka Lynne G. Meade aka L. Brian Goldstein aka Lynne B. Goldstein.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,625

I think the weirdness of this got a little underrated. Somebody has actually drawn and is tryng to sell a comic where Matt and Syntax are characters. What the fucking fuck?

As to who made this, I'm going to guess it is one of their friends from that Mental Ward place, perhaps? I don't see anyone just from the BBS scene being referenced, and it also references "Masked Bastard", who I think is also from Matt and Syntax's corner of the web.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,626

@previous (C)
Yeah, I vaguely remember the "Masked Bastard" stuff. It's such a weird comic... It's on Amazon and eBay, and used copies are being sold by people. I'm so confused.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,629

Found a way to that seems to allow you to clearly read the whole thing, since it's all blurry and incomplete in the OP link.

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=3g_DAwAAQBAJ&pg=PP5&dq=%22thee+thy+or+eye%22&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q=%22thee%20thy%20or%20eye%22&f=false

Just skimmed it, but it's bloody weird.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,631

ITT: OP reveals that he obsessively stalks Syntax across the web by searching for his catchphrase and clicking every single result.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,633

Allright, so I just read a part where Syntax has been given super-steroids by aliens, and is wrestling a nun or something. But then he loses his steroid powers and the nun shits all over him (literally).

Fuck this, it is time to go to bed.

@previous (D)
But in doing so, he uncovered a far greater madness.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #531,863

@531,631 (D)
I searched "thee thy or eye", and it's result #8. Thanks.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #531,889

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
> mad

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #531,894

@previous (D)
Not even remotely. I love you.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #532,718

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #532,720

Wiki: http://becauseitmust.wikia.com/wiki/Maskedlopedia
Matt: http://becauseitmust.wikia.com/wiki/Indy_the_Great
Syntax: http://becauseitmust.wikia.com/wiki/Def

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #532,726

@previous (F)
So... I'm guessing that this thing was made by that Masked Bastard guy, then. How did you find that site, by the way, Anon? Been doing some digging on Google? Or are you the Masked Bastard himself?

Also, do Matt and Syntax know about this? Because they really should.

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #532,730

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I've known about Masked Bast's comics for years. It's quite amazing how popularity has apparently grown because they're utter shyte.

> Also, do Matt and Syntax know about this? Because they really should.
Of course they do.

Reporter II joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #532,756

@532,726 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> the Masked Bastard himself?

This is the author of the comic strip. Lives on welfare in what USA calls section 8.
Photo is from a newspaper article about Michael Worthy demanding more in welfare payments.
Outcome = Failed

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