Topic: What is the official international standard method to measure penis size?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,889

Do you start from the taint or at the side?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #531,066

You start measuring 4 inches from the base of the dick and you round up to the nearest inch.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,068

Most accurate is seeing how far you can get a metal rod up in there

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,070

@previous (C)
False

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,072

@previous (A)
Have you tried it?

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,073

@531,070 (A)
Sounding is a legitimate penis measuring technique.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,076

you fill up a measuring cup with water and insert penis until scrotum is resting on the lip of said measuring cup. your penis size is determined by the amount of water displaced via arcane penis measurement alchemy

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,078

@531,073 (B)

As an anonymous poster, I can confirm this.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,081

Find the length in centimeters and then use that as the number of inches.

Source: 11 inches :D

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #531,083

@531,076 (D)
Could I use mineral oil instead?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #531,142

@previous (A)
No, but sulfuric acid will also work.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #531,239

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
sulfuric acid is much more accurate, but really who has sulfuric acid jus laying about?

Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #531,240

There is such a method .The international unit of penis size is called the Diametrical International Centimeter Kilounit (COCK). You should place a tape measure's end slightly inside of your anus, then, when erect, measure it to the very tip of your foreskin (if you have it). Then, go to www.cock.com and compare your centimeters to the COCK chart. You will then know your COCK in COCK units.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #531,244

@previous (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
No such web site.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,289

@531,240 (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
Get your shtick out of this serious thread.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,315

That does it. Tonight we all measure and post our dicks. It is time to end this bullshit!

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,318

@previous (Green)
You're drunk already?

Green !laPOOAetKg joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,322

@previous (J)
No, and that's not me.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,323

@previous (Green !laPOOAetKg)
Green, I am your drunk side. I have left your body to be free from your fucking stupidity and make my own way in life.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #531,347

@531,240 (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
You did a nice job dicking that post up. Maybe next time you should just eat one instead.

Minichan