Topic: How does one become God?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,856
So you may have all the power in the universe.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #530,744
You could start by having some of this inscribed on your giant funerary monument. Most of it is kind of creepy, but it's actually pretty cool. The "Hey, I'm here to help and praise you, but I can wreck your shit!" is kind of great. Meh. Fifth dynasty Egypt.
EDIT: This is from the tomb of Unas, so all the WNJS is him chanting his own name to the Gods alternately placating and threatening them. The formula of prayer is thought to be much older than the fifth dynasty, but it only begins to be recorded here in his tomb inscriptions.
EDIT: This is from the tomb of Unas, so all the WNJS is him chanting his own name to the Gods alternately placating and threatening them. The formula of prayer is thought to be much older than the fifth dynasty, but it only begins to be recorded here in his tomb inscriptions.
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,745
OPThere is a long list of people in just the last few decades who made themselves God. Achieved huge following money land
So many to chose from - Given this one example was so very close to one important Ground to Space connection I use daily
How about you look at how this man made himself God n got the power n well he sorta lost it
Photo is the former and now passed on God David Kornish Branch Davidians Waco Texas
Oh I will show you a former neighbor of mine next - One in the 15 mile zone who took his followers riding on the Tail of a Comet
Syntax double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,746
Marshall ApplewhiteAnonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,747
@previous (Syntax)
Did you hear that they found the last surviving member of Heaven's Gate alive? He was crouching under the sink staring at the Comet.
Why did they take a roll of quarters with them to their death? Because the comet driver doesn't make change.
*Thank you I'll be here all --week-- pretty much forever*
Anyway we have a really cool comet (lovejoy) totally sort of visible right now. Although the whole Hale-Bopp -> "Hail Bob" thing was kinda cool for all the subgeniuses...
Did you hear that they found the last surviving member of Heaven's Gate alive? He was crouching under the sink staring at the Comet.
Why did they take a roll of quarters with them to their death? Because the comet driver doesn't make change.
*Thank you I'll be here all --week-- pretty much forever*
Anyway we have a really cool comet (lovejoy) totally sort of visible right now. Although the whole Hale-Bopp -> "Hail Bob" thing was kinda cool for all the subgeniuses...
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,751
@previous (B)
Not a joke
Marshall Heriff Applewait the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult had himself "castrated,"
Really dated list
TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE END OF HEAVEN'S GATE
10. Found out the champagne wasn't Korbel.
9. Were heavily invested in Macintosh computers.
8. Found out the UFO that would take them to eternity would be serving airline food.
7. Turned off their computer before Windows 95 was completely shut down.
6. Found out the Dime-A-Minute rate was really 25 cents.
5. Baffled by simplified tax forms two weeks before filing time.
4. Realized their haircuts made them look like Sinead O'Connor.
3. Took the expiration date on their applesauce (3-26-97) too seriously.
2. Made Mr. Blackwell's 10 Worst Dressed cultists list.
1. Were using America Online for their e-mail.
Not a joke
Marshall Heriff Applewait the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult had himself "castrated,"
Really dated list
TOP 10 REASONS FOR THE END OF HEAVEN'S GATE
10. Found out the champagne wasn't Korbel.
9. Were heavily invested in Macintosh computers.
8. Found out the UFO that would take them to eternity would be serving airline food.
7. Turned off their computer before Windows 95 was completely shut down.
6. Found out the Dime-A-Minute rate was really 25 cents.
5. Baffled by simplified tax forms two weeks before filing time.
4. Realized their haircuts made them look like Sinead O'Connor.
3. Took the expiration date on their applesauce (3-26-97) too seriously.
2. Made Mr. Blackwell's 10 Worst Dressed cultists list.
1. Were using America Online for their e-mail.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,799
You must kill the Buddha.