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Topic: Can someone explain the 15 minute Syntax meme to me please?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,854

Thanks in advance

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later[^] [v] #530,708

that's the longest length of time he's ever pleasured a woman?
that's the least amount of time he's ever fucked a sewer pipe?
idk, one of those

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,734

It was created by the same level of intelligence that thinks Satellites can be UP in space at 10 Myles


Such intelligence failed to qualify for a PhD Program

See
https://minichan.org/topic/39838

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,736

@previous (Syntax)
It took you only 15 minutes to think of this eh?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,738

@previous (D)
Exactly

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,739

@530,734 (Syntax)

> It was created by the same level of intelligence that thinks Satellites can be UP in space at 10 Myles

So you crafted it yourself, then.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,743

@previous (E)
er no low IQ Indy did and Metæ perpetuates it.

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,753

It's not a meme, it's a forced meme.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,755

@previous (Green)
It was only forced for 15 minutes, though. And that's as long as it takes Syntax to get a new satellite orbiting the Earth.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,758

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> And that's as long as it takes Syntax to get a new satellite orbiting the Earth.

So let me share a major frustration - US Gov aka NASA got totally out of putting up commercial Satellites PERIOD
This was very profitable albeit it depended on using Rockets like Delta n Atlas originally designed to Nuke something - And to put up high tek stuff that weighed not so much

Russia who could not get with advanced electronic technology ended up making Monster Rockets so as to launch heavy weight Stuff

With USA out of such Biz and I do mean OUT - In waiting for Private companies to get with it - Russia gets all the business yet relationships are now horrid just horrid re Putin

So that leaves companies who want to exit doing biz with Russia and using one of several private companies trying to get in2 launch biz - Well HELL now they see hand writing on wall and decide to make all Satellites much lighter so as to use non Nuke like Rockets for getting stuff UP THERE.

Killer Lettuce This Sucks just Sucks - New Gen Satellites now have New Gen thrusters for final orbit Stuff Electronic Propulsion - Ion engines going back to 60's and such has been used for a lot of stuff for years cause Hughes made a fortune suing US Gov to recover theft of years n years - However the Ions were only part of a much more complex Thruster System.

Now all the other complex stuff has been tossed out so as to accommodate these new private companies who wood never imagine building a massive Rocket like Ruskies or USA Atlas or Deltas

For ME? Wot used to take a few weeks or maybe 6 to get something in2 final orbit now is taking MONTHS n Months n MONTHS - Ions n other particles accelerated can be super efficient n more reliable and less costly n all that but are so F U C K I N G .....................S L O W

Stuff like this if US Gov were to depend on - James Bond wood age 3 years waiting to take a look C at target

Ask me in 2 more months IF one I am consultant in charge of has reached its final resting place. Consider this as biz 101 - No money to be made while months go by

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,772

@previous (Syntax)
Didn't read

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,806

@530,758 (Syntax)
Why don't you just tow them into orbit with your car?

r04r joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,810

@530,743 (Syntax)
Lol, no it were quite a few more people than that. I also doubt MAtt managed to come up with it at first, not everything is him. In fact, you two don't interact nearly as often as you both seem to think (on MC, that is). It's amusing.

Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,811

@previous (r04r)
I did not come up with it. I am being good and following your directive to completely ignore him: check my IP to verify if you do not believe me. I act as if he does not even exist, as you told me to.

r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,819

@previous (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
I do believe you, don't worry. I was just making fun of Syntax here.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,828

@530,811 (Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2)
> being this afraid

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,835

@530,734 (Syntax)
I love that you called someone out for poor spelling in that thread.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,850

@530,810 (r04r)

> Lol, no it were quite a few more people than that. I also doubt MAtt managed to come up with it at first, not everything is him. In fact, you two don't interact nearly as often as you both seem to think (on MC, that is). It's amusing.

I said
> It was created by the same level of intelligence that thinks Satellites can be UP in space at 10 Myles

Error was to say the 15 miles was - I make errors as its well accepted I am not in the running for the 2nd cumming of Jesus

Its also true that 90% of wot I do locally is within 20 miles or so -

Good 2 C U having fun and well thanks for this Gift
> I am being good and following your directive to completely ignore him:

Gave me lots of lulz


@previous (K)

> I love that you called someone out for poor spelling in that thread.

Oooooops I think you refer to sperling of Satellite
One problem with you doing that here. Goes against the grain re people who claim not 2read wot I rite

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,960

@530,743 (Syntax)
> er no low IQ Indy did and Metæ perpetuates it.
Hmm, let me see if I can get this decoder ring to work and we'll sort this out.

Metæ & Carl Sagan @side double-posted this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #530,961

Ten myle satellite meme? Certainly Eye do not remember inventing such. Wood have been any yes ANY number of virgins stuck in basement on net every Fri, Sat Sunday nite.

But say U want to C such? LEO orbit at 52,800 feet wood work but NOT 4 long re:atmospheric drag. Nor wood ten myle wide satellyte be feasible but but BUT if ur willing to look C outside ur cosmic backyard such has been in motion for re:billions upon billions of years.

Deimos (moon)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Deimos (systematic designation: Mars II)[8] is the smaller and outermore of the two natural satellites of the planet Mars with a mean radius of 6.2 km,[2] the other being Phobos. Deimos takes 30.3 hours[2] to orbit Mars. The name "Deimos" is pronounced /ˈdaɪməs/ dy-məs, or sometimes /ˈdiːməs/ dee-məs or like the Greek Δείμος. In Greek mythology, Deimos was the twin brother of Phobos and personified Terror.

Deimos (Viking 2, 5 October 1977).[9]
Deimos was discovered by Asaph Hall, Sr. at the United States Naval Observatory in Washington, D.C on 12 August 1877, at about 07:48 UTC (given in contemporary sources as "11 August 14:40" Washington mean time, using an astronomical convention of beginning a day at noon, so 12 hours must be added to get the actual local mean time).[10][11][12][13] Hall also discovered Phobos on 18 August 1877, at about 09:14 GMT, after deliberately searching for Martian moons.

It is named after Deimos, a figure representing dread in Greek Mythology.[8] The names, at first spelled Phobus and Deimus, were suggested by Henry Madan (1838–1901),[8] Science Master of Eton, from Book XV of the Iliad, where Ares (the Roman god Mars) summons Dread (Deimos) and Fear (Phobos).[14]

Physical characteristics

The Deimosian surface from 30 km (Viking, 1977).[15]
Deimos, like Mars's other moon, Phobos, has spectra, albedos and densities similar to those of a C- or D-type asteroid. Like most bodies of its size, Deimos is highly non-spherical with triaxial dimensions of 15 × 12.2 × 11 km[4] making it 0.56 times the size of Phobos. Deimos is composed of rock rich in carbonaceous material, much like C-type asteroids and carbonaceous chondrite meteorites. It is cratered, but the surface is noticeably smoother than that of Phobos, caused by the partial filling of craters with regolith. The regolith is highly porous and has a radar-estimated density of only 1.471 g/cm3.[16] The two largest craters, Swift and Voltaire, each measure about 3 km (1.9 mi) across.

It has an escape velocity of 5.6 m/s[3] and apparent magnitude of 12.45.[5]

Named geological features


Kwik look sea check of slide rule and eye C 15 km B 9.3 miles or close ENUFF re: Ten Myle Satellyte indeed.

Tyme for feets on sand of the cosmic ocean re: tide coming and and with that EYE

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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #530,975

@previous (Metæ & Carl Sagan @side)
lol 10/10 bud

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #530,996

Damn Syntax here and I had lots of work while doing this reply and expected a Session expired or tubes twisted and did not get it hummmmmm


@530,961 (Metæ & Carl Sagan @side)
Most Excellent Very funny

The lowest orbits for LEO's are US Gov or other Gov recon satellites using Optical cameras. I larned in Rocket Science school that 75 miles is considered the nominal reentry De-Orbit point.

Over the years I have put up a lot of LEO's and kept them up but I am not the person who brings them down on purpose. That is a whole different set of skills I have so far not been tasked with.

I have viewed Re-Con Satellites at 80 Miles up but have no info on how long they ride the low elliptical arc before going back up. Mars, one could get much closer to the planet re less gravity and no real atmosphere drag.

Comes down to 4 a minimum height ...The object must reach sufficient speed to maintain its trajectory - Enough fuel to keep this going in wot we call station keeping and the lower you go the more heat you produce re atmosphere drag, which requires more thrust so its a loosing proposition if you want to have many orbits and not have a Fireball.

Danks for the quality reply - actually other then Sysops and even she was an exception 2day - Many quality replies but that is adding up TC as well
Even Green seemed sober mostly

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