Topic: Are people who type with SAusage FIngers simply genetically less intelligent??
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#39,843
I'm asking for a friend. Alcoholism-induced circulation problems have caused his fingers to swell to the size of boiled, swollen bratwursts. Because he spent all his money on drink, he could only afford a shitty toy netbook with a miniature keyboard, compounding the issue. As a result, my dear friend took almost four decades to complete a masters degree, is incapable of operating a calculator to do his tax returns and is frequently mistaken for a mildly retarded child in online discussion.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#530,494
I'd rather have bacon fingers.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#530,573
damlol
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#530,595
James MAthews
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#530,632
Pretty sure it's his habit of constantly talking about poop and trying to one-up everybody that makes him come across as a mildly retarded child in online discussion.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#530,633