Topic: Nurse they're losing him

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,744

Check the pulse!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #529,212

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,217

u flonking wot m8

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,218

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
(Doctor) Scalpel
(Nurse) Here
(Doctor) Sponge
(Nurse) Here
(Doctor) Wait... he's convulsing, he's convulsing!
(Nurse) Ah!
(Doctor) We're gonna have to shock him!
(Nurse) Oh my! Oh my God!
(Doctor) We're gonna have to shock him!
(Nurse) Oh my God!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,219

@previous (A)
What are you playing at, m8? Is this some sort of reference? Are you just being a whimsical piece of shit and posting random things? Just what is the angle?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,220

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I went deaf and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin', "What are you on, drugs?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!"
She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,221

@previous (A)
Oh, so it's a say random shit thread is it? I can play that game too!

It's dark outside. The filing cabinets, clerks now unbound, lay desolate.
In what world does this madness go on? Wildernesses and clowns handstanding all around.
Gadzooks! The box is reset and the robo-butler is back. Time to clean the car.
"Yeah, you've been promising me things for a while now..." He grinned, his teeth all daggers.
Not if we honk over there. Too many would die.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,223

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8F8RkPaQNM

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,228

@previous (A)
Why would a rap song start with that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,229

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
brain damage

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,230

@529,218 (A)
This sounds like a Dr. Octagon skit.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,234

@529,220 (A)
> She beat me over the head with the remote control
> Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull

I picked it up and screamed
Look bitch, what have you done. Oh my God, I'm sorry son. Shut up you cunt.

I said fuck it. Took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck.

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netscape !fV146ZJdLc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,248

its fuckin dead

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,253

Go towards the light, Syntax.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,274

@previous (Green)
ok let me give that light a try.
Logging in now

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,275

@previous (Syntax)
lol 10/10 bud

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