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Topic: Demands to be made to the Queen of Britain!

Killer Lettuce started this discussion 11 years ago #39,730

I am sick of the oppressive British Empire; so I have this lists of demands;
1. Cornwall will become its own country.
2. Tractors will be the only vehicles allowed to be driven in Cornwall.
3. More dangerous roads. We need roads going up at 90 degree angles.
4. Every McDonalds, KFC or other British restaurants will be replaced with a pasty shop.

Killer Lettuce joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #528,959

Yes! For too long, those oppressive English bastards have oppressed us! No more!

Vote Mebyon Kernow! Free Cornwall now! Kick the English out!

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,970

@previous (Killer Lettuce)
Cornwall belongs to the Corns!

Killer Lettuce replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,972

@previous (Killer Lettuce)
Yes, brother! This is OUR land! Those English scum want what we've got for themselves!

Killer Lettuce (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,973

@previous (Killer Lettuce)
The British man things he's big stomping on us just because we're a minority, well it's time we fight back! I've got a tractor full of spuds!

Killer Lettuce replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,975

@previous (Killer Lettuce)
Yes! They are trying to make us a minority in our own home, and erase our culture and language!

We will destroy them with our superior courage and agricultural skill!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,984

I've always enjoyed eating those little chickens that come from your land, so you've got my support. Cornish Lives Matter!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,003

@OP

> I am sick of the oppressive British Empire; so I have this lists of demands;
> 1. Cornwall will become its own country.
> 2. Tractors will be the only vehicles allowed to be driven in Cornwall.
> 3. More dangerous roads. We need roads going up at 90 degree angles.
> 4. Every McDonalds, KFC or other British restaurants will be replaced with a pasty shop.

May I ask - Will Cornwall support giving back the Rock of Gilbraltar and Falklands to ritefull owner?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,028

@OP

Wth is a pasty shop? A place where they sell white people?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,037

@previous (E)
Racist

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,043

@previous (F)
Have you checked your privilege today, xir?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,071

@529,028 (E)
> Wth is a pasty shop?

Given how much sun they get in the UK, I think it's just an average shop filled with British people. Either that or a shop where everything is covered in paste.

Killer Lettuce replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,072

@529,003 (Syntax)
We have nothing to do with those, you sad twat.

Unless you are a clone, which is possible.

@529,028 (E)
Not even knowing about the pasty? Your power level is so weak, you would lose to my Eightfold 'Andsome Attack- the very weakest of my techniques!

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #529,073

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> Unless you are a clone, which is possible.

yes lets blame that on clone cause no need to be called twat. Let all my clones be called such

netscape !8OgooLsjVs replied with this 11 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,258

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,260

@OP
I fully support this list of demands.

netscape !fV146ZJdLc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,264

@529,073 (Syntax)

> >Unless you are a clone, which is possible.
>
> yes lets blame that on clone cause no need to be called twat. Let all my clones be called such

why not get a tripcode
THE CLONES!!!

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,273

@previous (netscape !fV146ZJdLc)
Have you looked at the history of tripcodes?

Long list including founder moot with leaked trip code and recently becky who had to change her tripcode

Lot of good it does when I just replied to a netscape and OP was one and another one was in reply

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,290

*Cornwelsh

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,291

@529,028 (E)
A glue on patch for the nipple (with or without tassels) shop.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,296

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Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #529,301

@529,291 (K)
Oh... a-are those for runners? To prevent nipple chaffing? I uh... I didn't realize there was a large market for those in the UK. Thanks for educating me, anon~senpai! ☆*・゜゚・*\(^O^)/*・゜゚・*☆
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