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Topic: Are you single?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,973

Aha.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes. 18 51%
No. 17 49%

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #71,406

Have been for almost a year. Feels good. You learn a lot when you resolve to live with yourself for a while instead of giving yourself to the first sorority skank or coffee house pseudointellect that attempts to pounce you.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,409

Forever alone.

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,414

Yes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,415

I love you all.

Runescapeguy616 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,420

Ne1 want 2 b my gf?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,424

@previous (Runescapeguy616)

dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,434

yes

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,435

Not since 7 PM on October 8th, 2010.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,443

Yes.
I plan on apologizing to my ex for everything.
I can only pray for the best.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,445

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
This is what I did.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,446

@previous (A)
Did it work out for you?
I plan on writing an apology.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,447

@71,443 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
I can't imagining you being too pleasant to be in a relationship with.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,449

@71,406 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
Maybe you need to stop going after the easy/desperate chicks then.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,450

Not really. I'm dating right now I guess.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,451

@71,447 (E)
You know, she is just as racist as I am.

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,453

@71,449 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Hahahaha faggot.

You couldn't get with who I have been with if you spent 24 hours a day trying to improve every facet of yourself for ten lifetimes.

I will say this though, my year of physical and emotional purity has been awfully fun, but I have shit to do. Once I move to where I'm going, I'm going to hit on every girl between puberty and age 20 that doesn't have brown eyes.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,454

@71,446 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Nope. She still hasn't contacted me back. I think she may or may not have a new boyfriend.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,455

@71,451 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
I didn't even realise you were racist, I just thought you were a bit of an undesirable cunt.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,456

@71,453 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
@71,453 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)

Talking about me on the internet again?

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,457

@71,454 (A)
I'm pretty damn sure she's still single, but who knows.
@71,455 (E)
You must be new here. She often put me to shame with her obsession over Nordic superiority.

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,458

@71,456 (J)
Yeah. Feels good once in a while. I may quit using this site though, now that I know you're browsing it somewhat reliably. This is getting awkward in a hurry, even though you're the one who sought me out.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,460

@71,457 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
lolno

Homestar joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,462

@71,434 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !Ep8pui8Vw2)
This pic made me lol

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,466

@71,453 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
oh okay

You the one who said you date sluts and girls who just throw themselves at you. If you think you're such a god, fine, set your standards higher then. Either way you know I'm right.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,468

im married to tha thug lyfe

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,469

@71,455 (E)
Pretty sure he's just trolling. His serious posts are way too smart for him to actually be that dumb.

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,470

For life.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,472

@previous (RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ)

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,473

@71,469 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Or someone else writes them for him.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,474

Nope. I am romantically involved with the nicest, smartest, funniest person in the whole world.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,478

Fuck yeah I am. Being single is awesome.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,480

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Shock.

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,483

@71,466 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> instead of giving yourself to
Learn to read, you gay nigger piece of shit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,485

@71,478 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,486

@71,480 (E)
Whoa man, that's not cool. I could totally get any gal I want, I just choose to be single so I can fuck any bitch I want to.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,487

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol yeah ok.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #71,488

@previous (E)
you just got tooooold

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,490

@71,487 (E)
Hey Mike, you need to listen very, very carefully. So far, I have put up with your shit because it is funny. I can appreciate a good troll, a good joke, a prank call or two in the middle of the night. But you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go Fake anon" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "trolling" with a "schtick," but you have no idea, man. You and I are both professional trolls. We know how far to go without crossing a line, and that is fine. But I am warning you, if you fuck with my family, or continue to use my name, I am going to go Fake anon on your ass, and you do not want that. I know all about your little secret, and your childhood, and I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level.

I hope you realize, Mike, how serious I am. I like you because you are funny, but I have a decades-long track record of destroying lives on the internet when people go to far. Laugh it off. That is cool. Just do not go too far and I will not target you

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,492

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
And in the time you wrote that, you could of been slipping some Rohypnol into some young ladies drink.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,494

@previous (E)
> implying I can't multitask
> implying I wrote that

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,495

@71,483 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
Oh wow, I didn't quote you exactly and calling me names is the best retort you can come up with. You are so mad in space right now, and it's because you know I'm right about everything.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,496

@71,494 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> implying I give a fuck and you're too easy to troll.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,497

@71,492 (E)
It's called "Find&Replace", young man.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,498

@71,496 (E)
> implying you trolled me
Son, I've been on the internet since before it was invented. Don't fuck with me.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,504

Single ^-^
I don't see the big deal with being single. Fun fact: My last relationship was before I browsed any *chans. I started browsing over a year and a half ago. Ever since then, I have been single. :|

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,519

Nope.

matt !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,522

yes but i voted no because it looks nicer that way

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,524

@71,483 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
@71,483 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)

Calm down love. Here, have a klonopin. I'm letting one melt under my tongue as we speak. You have no idea how crazy you sound to everyone around you, always angry and tied up in anxiety and Freudian bullshit. You're not better than any of us.

Come back down to reality. It's comfortable here.

Nyarth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,527

@71,409 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Oh, you.

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,530

@71,524 (J)
You haven't talked to me for almost a year. Don't even pretend you know what I'm like anymore, much less the individual thoughts and concepts running through my head.

Also, if you don't mind, don't call me "love."

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,752

@71,527 (Nyarth)
._.
What?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,762

Why do women dislike you Mister?

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,765

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
They usually like me. I have a rough history with this girl I've been talking to here.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,770

@previous (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
I can see that. Did you screw her over?

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,797

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
No. Never. I couldn't bring myself to do something bad to a girl I'm supposed to care about. I don't even like doing bad things to women in general. I have to be pretty motivated just to use harsh language with them as strangers, much less lovers.

She and I just weren't good for each other, lots of personality conflicts.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,812

@previous (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
Then why are you fighting now?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,813

@71,797 (Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE)
Then why are you fighting now?

Mister Misanthrope !NPN/W33CeE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,889

@71,812 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Messy breakup.
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