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Topic: I tried to play Metroid Prime games, but I can't even get into it.

Green !zIU3W4F8WY started this discussion 11 years ago #39,687

I love Halo. And I was thinking; maybe I can't play Metroid because she is a woman. Whereas Master Chief became a mercernary due to his skill, I can't help but think Samus got hired because her employers wanted to be PC. I think she would have been better suited to the kitchen and let a man do the job in the Metroid games.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #528,251

rude

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,255

Metroid Prime is more about the exploration and puzzle-solving than it is about shooting stuff, like in Halo. I really liked the first Prime, the second wasn't as good though. Never finished the third, I couldn't get into it for some reason.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,257

@528,251 (dw)
dw, i like you. you're a genuinely good poster

Anonymous D double-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,258

@528,255 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
you on the other hand, you're a faggot.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,259

@528,251 (dw)
@528,257 (D)
i love you

Anonymous E double-posted this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,261

@528,258 (D)
i agree

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,262

@528,258 (D)
I'm sorry. What could I do to not be that?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,264

my favorite gameboy advance game is a metroid game

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,267

@528,262 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
you could kill yourself

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,273

@previous (D)

Green !zIU3W4F8WY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,279

@528,255 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
Oh. This is probably why. I can't into much video games what use brain power anymore like Zelda! Why me no play Metroid?! Is puzzle?!

Green !zIU3W4F8WY (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,280

@528,251 (dw)
Your rude.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,282

@528,279 (Green !zIU3W4F8WY)
the alcohol probably killed all your braincells lol

Green !zIU3W4F8WY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,289

@previous (E)
How dare you say that you little shit. And yes, I died in the first Level of Metroid Prime 2 to some boss hopper thingy but Nintendo should have put some more save thingys how dare they. And how dare you Anonymous E with your brian cells I don't even my brain was as good as ever so shut up.

Green !zIU3W4F8WY (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,290

@528,264 (E)
Metroid Fusion was fucking awesome!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #528,306

I know that the sexism is pretent, but OP thinking that the Master Chief was a mercenary is actually pretty hilarious.

Green !zIU3W4F8WY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #528,312

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You what mate? He was trained from birth as a spartan.

netscape !fV146ZJdLc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #528,313

controls are awkward and stupid
so i never got into them

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #528,317

You are all moræ. Play it again the game is AMAZING!

dw replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #528,339

i always wanted that game when i was a wee lad but my parents wouldn't buy it :(

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #528,342

@previous (dw)
Buy it now that you are a grown man thanks.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #528,369

@OP
Shove the discs up your arse. That'll make them work better.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #528,390

@previous (Green)

> Shove the discs up your arse. That'll make them work better.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #528,391

@528,369 (Green)
Oh god...

Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #528,398

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

U wot m8?
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