Topic: How can anybody eat Chef Boyardee's Speghatti and Meatballs?
Smegma !J5VkSmegmA started this discussion 15 years ago #396
The sauce tastes disgusting and the noodles feel like their half-digested.
It's awful!
It's awful!
Johnny4shoes !ZQALZnFSWU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #7,598
when I'm hungry I'll eat anything
Jack the Viking !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #7,599
So is your mom's cunt cheese, but I didn't complain when she made me eat that.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #7,601
did you cook it long enough? O.o
Lawrence6boots !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #7,605
I never liked Chef Boyardee too much, it always tasted gross to me.
Also lol
> speghatti
Also lol
> speghatti
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #7,607
Poverty.
brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #7,614
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #7,616
Most Americans have no concept of good food. they grew up eating fast food and horrid baby mush.
Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #7,627
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The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,832
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Crawfish are not shrimp though. However, even though you cannot eat them, would you agree that most Americans eat crap?
Crawfish are not shrimp though. However, even though you cannot eat them, would you agree that most Americans eat crap?
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,834
I like Chef Boyardee's Spaghetti and Meatballs.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,842
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,844
@7,834 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
May I ask what you like about them? Do you not find the pasta severely overcooked?
May I ask what you like about them? Do you not find the pasta severely overcooked?
bronze556 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,847
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,853
@7,844 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Not really. Don't get me wrong, it's not the greatest pasta to ever bestowed upon the human race, it just isn't bad enough for me to not eat it and enjoy it.
Not really. Don't get me wrong, it's not the greatest pasta to ever bestowed upon the human race, it just isn't bad enough for me to not eat it and enjoy it.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,854
@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
/with all due respect, I have to say (as a culinary expert), that spaghetti like that is very, very overcooked and waterlogged.
/with all due respect, I have to say (as a culinary expert), that spaghetti like that is very, very overcooked and waterlogged.
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,863
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)It's microwavable spaghetti from a can. I think your expectations are too high.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,864
Chef Boyardee is like dog food for people.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,867
@7,863 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
I know, but to say that it is actually good, to me, indicates that something is seriously wrong.
I know, but to say that it is actually good, to me, indicates that something is seriously wrong.
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,871
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,873
@previous (M)
Not entirely true. There is objectively "good food" and "bad food." Chey Boyardee is not "good" food.
Not entirely true. There is objectively "good food" and "bad food." Chey Boyardee is not "good" food.
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,878
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,879
@previous (M)
Yes it is! Waterlogged, mushy pasta with a sauce made mostly with sugar and syrup is, indeed, bad food.
Yes it is! Waterlogged, mushy pasta with a sauce made mostly with sugar and syrup is, indeed, bad food.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,882
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,884
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,885
@7,879 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Well that's just like, your opinion, man. Some people like it, good or bad. It all boils down to tastes and opinions.
Well that's just like, your opinion, man. Some people like it, good or bad. It all boils down to tastes and opinions.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,886
@7,884 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
It is okay, you simply do not know food. This can be fixed with a few decent books.
It is okay, you simply do not know food. This can be fixed with a few decent books.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,887
@7,885 (M)
No, it does not. Food can be objectively good, or bad. There is some room for opinion, sure, but that's like saying that Mogen David is "a fine wine." It is just not.
No, it does not. Food can be objectively good, or bad. There is some room for opinion, sure, but that's like saying that Mogen David is "a fine wine." It is just not.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,892
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
No that is wrong, man. You simply have no idea what you are talking about.
No that is wrong, man. You simply have no idea what you are talking about.
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,898
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,904
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,907
i'd take fresh food over shit-in-a-can any day. enjoy your early death
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,912
@7,898 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Ban him for a week for not liking Chef Boyardee.
Then make him eat it.
Ban him for a week for not liking Chef Boyardee.
Then make him eat it.
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The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,913
I cannot believe that people are actually arguing that mushy, waterlogged spaghetti in a sugary, chemically-preserved sauce, from a can, is better than fresh, gourmet food! wtf has happened with the world?
Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,917
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,918
I have eaten very authentic Italian food in Sicily. Chef Boyardee's Spaghetti and Meatballs are the closest thing to real Italian food that I have ever had.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,920
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,923
@7,913 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Who said it's better? It's just pretty good for what it is, which is cheap food from a can.
Who said it's better? It's just pretty good for what it is, which is cheap food from a can.
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,924
@7,913 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
So what? Some people like it. Stop being an argumentive dingus. Oh wait, you're always like that.
So what? Some people like it. Stop being an argumentive dingus. Oh wait, you're always like that.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,926
@7,920 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
But when I was in Sicily it was exactly how the spaghetti and meatballs were. A waiter even told me that Chef Boyardee is considered a national hero over there for both inventing the pizza and his pioneer methods of canning food.
But when I was in Sicily it was exactly how the spaghetti and meatballs were. A waiter even told me that Chef Boyardee is considered a national hero over there for both inventing the pizza and his pioneer methods of canning food.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,928
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih double-posted this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,930
@7,924 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
When I have an opinion: argumentative idiot.
When Lawrence has an opinion: quality, intellectual discussion.
When I have an opinion: argumentative idiot.
When Lawrence has an opinion: quality, intellectual discussion.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,932
@7,913 (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> I cannot believe that people are actually arguing that mushy, waterlogged spaghetti in a sugary, chemically-preserved sauce, from a can, is better than fresh, gourmet food! wtf has happened with the world?
The spaghetti is cooked al dente, perfectly. The chemical preserved sauce is a myth. Chef Boyardee products are all 100% organic and guaranteed fresh. It actually says it on the back of the can.
> I cannot believe that people are actually arguing that mushy, waterlogged spaghetti in a sugary, chemically-preserved sauce, from a can, is better than fresh, gourmet food! wtf has happened with the world?
The spaghetti is cooked al dente, perfectly. The chemical preserved sauce is a myth. Chef Boyardee products are all 100% organic and guaranteed fresh. It actually says it on the back of the can.
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,935
Lawrence6boots !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,938
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,939
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,941
The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,944
@previous (M)
Some things are facts, while others are opinions. Apparently, I am the only one here not allowed to hold an opinion.
Some things are facts, while others are opinions. Apparently, I am the only one here not allowed to hold an opinion.
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,952
@previous (The Magogo„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
> tell other people their opinions are wrong
> get told other people have opinions
> OH SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION?
What a strange, victimized world you live in.
> tell other people their opinions are wrong
> get told other people have opinions
> OH SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION?
What a strange, victimized world you live in.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,956
@previous (M)
> What a strange, victimized world you live in.
He also lives in a world where prepositions are not used at the end of sentences. Shitlisted.
> What a strange, victimized world you live in.
He also lives in a world where prepositions are not used at the end of sentences. Shitlisted.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,965
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #7,967
@7,956 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
1. Unplug modem.
2. Plug it back in.
3. ????
4. Shitlist evasion!
Badaboom. One steamin' Swede, hold the pickles.
1. Unplug modem.
2. Plug it back in.
3. ????
4. Shitlist evasion!
Badaboom. One steamin' Swede, hold the pickles.
Smegma !J5VkSmegmA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #8,468
Holy fuck this quickly turned into the shittiest thread I ever made.
Thanks..
Thanks..
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,367
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #9,369
@8,468 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Reminds me with that Irish thread you made that quickly got ruined with "Durr Anglo imperialists" :/
Reminds me with that Irish thread you made that quickly got ruined with "Durr Anglo imperialists" :/
Smegma !J5VkSmegmA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #11,324
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I almost forgot about that lol.
They both were railed off-topic by the same few people (I won't name names).
I almost forgot about that lol.
They both were railed off-topic by the same few people (I won't name names).
Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #22,504
inb4lock
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #22,529
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
lol 0/9001 bud
lol 0/9001 bud