Topic: Whom would you trust the LEAST to babysit your 10 year old daughter?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,556
Whom?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Josh/TG2Comix | 2 | 10% | |
| Rufus | 1 | 5% | |
| Scatman | - | 0% | |
| Syntax | 3 | 15% | |
| The Doctor | 2 | 10% | |
| Autphag | - | 0% | |
| t04str | - | 0% | |
| Walter | - | 0% | |
| Indy | 10 | 50% | |
| Masked Bastard | - | 0% | |
| Becky | - | 0% | |
| Kook | 1 | 5% | |
| TTEH | - | 0% | |
| squeegee | - | 0% | |
| On | - | 0% | |
| Meta | - | 0% | |
| Ks | 1 | 5% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #526,352
Make this thread again
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #526,356
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #526,358
I'm not having kids. The hypothetical does not apply.Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,417
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You might get too drunk one day. So you having kids is a real possibility that cannot be ignored.
You might get too drunk one day. So you having kids is a real possibility that cannot be ignored.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,425
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,427
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,430
Well, let's just weigh up all the options against each other:
- TGComix: let's not beat around the bush, this guy is going to try and ravish your daughter the moment you leave. The only benefit is the chance to pull off a slick 180 when you walk out, catch him in the act, and get him sent to prison. But your daughter might object to being used as bait.
- Rufus: Will try desperately to convince the daughter that he is her age, but will be otherwise harmless. Though your daughter might be weirded out by this experience, as he is obvioisly a middle-aged man.
Scatman: will obnoxiously troll your daughter non-stop, over things like religion or poop. She will probably come back to you angry and frightened.
Syntax: will try to win your daughter's respect with tales about how he worked on some of her favourite child shows, or is even going on a secret mission to the moon. Your daughter won't have the mental capacity to see through his lies, and will be highly entertained by his visit.
The Doctor: will never break character, will constantly tell your daughter to upgrade to Domestos or simply respond to her by crossing his arms and adopting an amused expression. Don't expect him to actually interact with your daughter like a human.
Autphag: will rant at your daughter about shit nobody goddamn understands. I think it's about how being racist is good, or something. It usually is. Anyway, he might eventually break down and cry, admitting he just needs a friend.
to4str: You'd think that this would turn out like TGComix, but to4str is only into little boys. But still, might decide to shine lasers in your daughter's eyes or do bad things to her drinks, simply because this is his natural behaviour. If he brought his BMW with him, you may return to a ruined house.
Walter: will be relatively normal for the first five minutes, but then the McCravings will kick in and he will have to drive over to McDonalds. Your daughter is getting a large McMeal for supper, whether you like it or not.
Indy: his behaviour will depend on whatever his current schtick is, but it will be largely this schtick. May also empty out your wine cabinet, so lock that shit before you go.
Masked Bastard: no idea who this is.
Becky: is also going to be depleting your wine cabinet. Once that runs its course, will either curse bitterly at your daughter, or try to troll her mercilessly.
Kook: would show the daughter pictures of dead bodies, and tell them stories about serial killers. By the time you come back, your daughter will simply be a minature kook.
TTEH: let's be honest, he is the only normal option on here. Select him if you want your daughter to have a nice, normal evening.
Squeegee: would immediately try to get your daughter playing Star Citizen. His quality as a baby sitter is directly proportional to how much your daughter would enjoy playing Star Citizen.
On: might draw your daughter some funny pictures to look at. But he might also draw some horribly gory ones and mentally scar her for life.
Meta: this time, it is your liquor cabinet that is going to be emptied. Will then proceed to regale your daughers with criticisms of two main American parties, and American interventions in foreign matters. But he might also mellow out and spout old Minichan memes at her. Your daughter may also emerge as a hardened libertarian.
Ks: at first, all would be well. He has children himself, he is a good father. Then they come. Cars pulling up, men with guns getting out. Shit! Did they follow him? This must be a rival distributor. Calmly drawing his pistol, he tells your daughter to hide. It's no good, there's too many. The rival meth lords are working together on this one. Within minutes, he's dead and your daughter is taken. You get back to dead bodies and an absent daughter. Broken and alone, you turn to meth. A few months later, your dealer turns out to have just happened to have been in on the raid on your house, and offers to sell you your daughter back. You reunite. But she is also now a meth addict. Your addictions slowly destroy you both.
- TGComix: let's not beat around the bush, this guy is going to try and ravish your daughter the moment you leave. The only benefit is the chance to pull off a slick 180 when you walk out, catch him in the act, and get him sent to prison. But your daughter might object to being used as bait.
- Rufus: Will try desperately to convince the daughter that he is her age, but will be otherwise harmless. Though your daughter might be weirded out by this experience, as he is obvioisly a middle-aged man.
Scatman: will obnoxiously troll your daughter non-stop, over things like religion or poop. She will probably come back to you angry and frightened.
Syntax: will try to win your daughter's respect with tales about how he worked on some of her favourite child shows, or is even going on a secret mission to the moon. Your daughter won't have the mental capacity to see through his lies, and will be highly entertained by his visit.
The Doctor: will never break character, will constantly tell your daughter to upgrade to Domestos or simply respond to her by crossing his arms and adopting an amused expression. Don't expect him to actually interact with your daughter like a human.
Autphag: will rant at your daughter about shit nobody goddamn understands. I think it's about how being racist is good, or something. It usually is. Anyway, he might eventually break down and cry, admitting he just needs a friend.
to4str: You'd think that this would turn out like TGComix, but to4str is only into little boys. But still, might decide to shine lasers in your daughter's eyes or do bad things to her drinks, simply because this is his natural behaviour. If he brought his BMW with him, you may return to a ruined house.
Walter: will be relatively normal for the first five minutes, but then the McCravings will kick in and he will have to drive over to McDonalds. Your daughter is getting a large McMeal for supper, whether you like it or not.
Indy: his behaviour will depend on whatever his current schtick is, but it will be largely this schtick. May also empty out your wine cabinet, so lock that shit before you go.
Masked Bastard: no idea who this is.
Becky: is also going to be depleting your wine cabinet. Once that runs its course, will either curse bitterly at your daughter, or try to troll her mercilessly.
Kook: would show the daughter pictures of dead bodies, and tell them stories about serial killers. By the time you come back, your daughter will simply be a minature kook.
TTEH: let's be honest, he is the only normal option on here. Select him if you want your daughter to have a nice, normal evening.
Squeegee: would immediately try to get your daughter playing Star Citizen. His quality as a baby sitter is directly proportional to how much your daughter would enjoy playing Star Citizen.
On: might draw your daughter some funny pictures to look at. But he might also draw some horribly gory ones and mentally scar her for life.
Meta: this time, it is your liquor cabinet that is going to be emptied. Will then proceed to regale your daughers with criticisms of two main American parties, and American interventions in foreign matters. But he might also mellow out and spout old Minichan memes at her. Your daughter may also emerge as a hardened libertarian.
Ks: at first, all would be well. He has children himself, he is a good father. Then they come. Cars pulling up, men with guns getting out. Shit! Did they follow him? This must be a rival distributor. Calmly drawing his pistol, he tells your daughter to hide. It's no good, there's too many. The rival meth lords are working together on this one. Within minutes, he's dead and your daughter is taken. You get back to dead bodies and an absent daughter. Broken and alone, you turn to meth. A few months later, your dealer turns out to have just happened to have been in on the raid on your house, and offers to sell you your daughter back. You reunite. But she is also now a meth addict. Your addictions slowly destroy you both.
netscape joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,431
@526,417 (E)
> You might get too drunk one day. So you having kids is a real possibility that cannot be ignored.
if you get too drunk
you will pass out
no harm done...
> You might get too drunk one day. So you having kids is a real possibility that cannot be ignored.
if you get too drunk
you will pass out
no harm done...
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,432
@526,425 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Ok forget alcohol. What if you were to meet the right woman, and she insists on having children.
Ok forget alcohol. What if you were to meet the right woman, and she insists on having children.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,438
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #526,445
"Doctor", right -- doctor. Sure, examine that puss
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,615
@526,430 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Masked bastard is an impoverished black man with a scat fetish and a dirty t-shirt.
Masked bastard is an impoverished black man with a scat fetish and a dirty t-shirt.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,642
@526,430 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> Squeegee: would immediately try to get your daughter playing Star Citizen. His quality as a baby sitter is directly proportional to how much your daughter would enjoy playing Star Citizen.
yes
> Squeegee: would immediately try to get your daughter playing Star Citizen. His quality as a baby sitter is directly proportional to how much your daughter would enjoy playing Star Citizen.
yes
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,653
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Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,674
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,677
Its good to no those who voted for Syntax have voted for one of his many many many Clones.
Last time I baby sat for a 10 year old was back when I was a Teen perhaps 14 years old myself and b4 my 1st real job other then the many non real but large income things I came up with to support my very expensive ham radio and other hobbies like explosives habit
Last time I baby sat for a 10 year old was back when I was a Teen perhaps 14 years old myself and b4 my 1st real job other then the many non real but large income things I came up with to support my very expensive ham radio and other hobbies like explosives habit
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,778
@526,430 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> - TGComix: let's not beat around the bush, this guy is going to try and ravish your daughter the moment you leave. The only benefit is the chance to pull off a slick 180 when you walk out, catch him in the act, and get him sent to prison. But your daughter might object to being used as bait.
You left out his fetish for spanking little girls. He draws tons and tons of pictures of this.
> - TGComix: let's not beat around the bush, this guy is going to try and ravish your daughter the moment you leave. The only benefit is the chance to pull off a slick 180 when you walk out, catch him in the act, and get him sent to prison. But your daughter might object to being used as bait.
You left out his fetish for spanking little girls. He draws tons and tons of pictures of this.
Anonymous Q double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #526,779
@526,430 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> The Doctor: will never break character, will constantly tell your daughter to upgrade to Domestos or simply respond to her by crossing his arms and adopting an amused expression. Don't expect him to actually interact with your daughter like a human.
He'll also make her watch tons of reruns of Perverted Justice to try to prove he's not a pedophile before trying ot molest her. When she resists, he'll respond with his tired schtick.
> Indy: his behaviour will depend on whatever his current schtick is, but it will be largely this schtick. May also empty out your wine cabinet, so lock that shit before you go.
I think his scat fetish will kick in bigtime.
> Kook: would show the daughter pictures of dead bodies, and tell them stories about serial killers. By the time you come back, your daughter will simply be a minature kook.
She would first be responsible and the best babysitter, until eventually growing bored and then the above.
> The Doctor: will never break character, will constantly tell your daughter to upgrade to Domestos or simply respond to her by crossing his arms and adopting an amused expression. Don't expect him to actually interact with your daughter like a human.
He'll also make her watch tons of reruns of Perverted Justice to try to prove he's not a pedophile before trying ot molest her. When she resists, he'll respond with his tired schtick.
> Indy: his behaviour will depend on whatever his current schtick is, but it will be largely this schtick. May also empty out your wine cabinet, so lock that shit before you go.
I think his scat fetish will kick in bigtime.
> Kook: would show the daughter pictures of dead bodies, and tell them stories about serial killers. By the time you come back, your daughter will simply be a minature kook.
She would first be responsible and the best babysitter, until eventually growing bored and then the above.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #527,473
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #527,477
Entertaining thread, I give it 4 popcorn bags.