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The Josh: Are you the real Matt, man?
Brian: No.
The Josh: No?
Brian: No.
The Josh: No? Then why do you post like him?
The Josh: whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
The Josh: Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do!
The Josh: Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Matt's made Scatchan a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!
The Josh: You see? This is how crazy Matt's made Scatchan! You want order in Scatchan? Matt must stop posting here. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will get banned. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.