Indy !!3hypt7fkt joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#525,011
Just disgusting.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,012
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
1. How dare you
2. You know I'm a cheap drunk
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,013
I'm sure the French people will have a giggle at what we're calling Champagne over here.
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 2 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,014
@525,012 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
1. I only speak the gastronomical truth.
2. Just buy the fucking champagne.
3. Cava is cheaper and can be just as good.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,016
@525,013 (C)
Fizzy wine is fine @previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
I sometimes prefer a chilled red soda stream wine. Does that make me a bad person?
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,018
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
It, in fact, does make you a bad person.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,020
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
I only mention it because I've recently met a man that makes a fantastic soda stream wine and knows the panty dropping effects of bubbly booze. Did I also mention that he has a large penis? It's important because he does.
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,021
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Panty-dropping, you say? I retract my criticism.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,025
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
Panty dropping makes me a better person?
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,026
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
No, but it makes me want to give some of this bubbly to ladies.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,029
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,030
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
I will give Champagne to ladies. Thanks.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,032
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
You underestimate the power of the soda stream + large penis combo in your champagne wine mafia = panty dropping equation. Just so you know, thanks.
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,034
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
What about a penis stream?
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,035
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
I want to call him my boyfriend. How soon is too soon to bogart the penis stream?
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#525,039
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Easy: tonight, walk up to him, pull down his pants, and put his weewee in your mouth until it streams. You will then have him as your lover.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,043
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
He has a 20 minute reload, I'm not sure how often I can take so many without gagging. Thank god for soda stream box wine and a mildly uncomfortable anus when I wake from my drunken slumber.
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,044
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,045
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
Oh I know what he's doing, I just wish he wouldn't be so secretive. How should I approach the subject without seeming slutty though?
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,054
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
Just fart in front of him and see how he reacts.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,059
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
All bodily functions have already been explored. It's not something I'm proud of, but I think it probably helps define the start of a healthy relationship.
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,060
> "All bodily functions have already been explored."
Surely you don't mean...
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,061
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt)
A man that is willing to earn his brown wings and his red wings on the second date earns my respect. I told a couple of my friends, and they think he's a grate guy also.
This whole thing feels very real and exciting right now, I just need to know how to move forward without seeming so forward...
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,062
@previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
brown wings??? LMAO
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#525,065
@previous (Indy !!3hypt7fkt) Friends with benefits colleagues who copulate don't earn brown wings easily.
netscape joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,078
makes sense but i dont have
a soda stream
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,144
what
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,152
Disgusting. I'll try it.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,156
I saw some kid on YouTube, explode red wine all over a kitchen, trying to use sodastream.
Methlove !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,242
this ingenious. Sparkling white wine is delicious.
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,288
i just tried this and i burned
my fingers off!!! damn!!!!!
goddamn you becky how
will i ever be in an
acdc cover band...
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#525,295