Topic: Ash-coloured TOMS with shorts of the khaki variety and pale legs.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #3,942

Would this go well together?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #71,054

Why do you bother posting anonymously, stickybuns?

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #71,055

probably not, sticky

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,056

@71,054 (B)
I am not Stickybuns!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,057

trollan hard or hardly trollan???

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,059

No. The colour would not go well with your legs. You need to wear darker clothes to contrast with your skin.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,060

@71,056 (A)
Hello, not stickybuns! I am not convinced!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,061

@71,059 (The Owl !Ln5bimouKo)
So a black pair would suffice?

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,065

@previous (A)

You need to ditch the shorts as well. You shouldn't be wearing shorts at all, anyway. Are you 5?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,066

> TOMS

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,067

@71,065 (The Owl !Ln5bimouKo)
I must look good for spring to get ladies. It always works.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,069

> Khakis

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,076

@71,067 (A)

shorts are for children, pal. Wear darker jeans, a darker military shirt (slim fit if you're thin, just make sure it fits if you're not), dark blue is fine, or maybe a polo shirt which MUST FIT and also a pair of sunglasses that suit your face.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #71,077

I am going to buy a new pair. It is decided. What pair do you all think I should get?

http://www.toms.com/mens/new-styles/black-stone-washed-twill-men-s-classics

http://www.toms.com/mens/new-styles/natrual-rope-sole-men-s-cordones

http://www.toms.com/mens/new-styles/grey-chambray-men-s-cordones

I need to be fashionably fabulous whilst being nice-looking.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,199

> I need to be fashionably fabulous whilst being nice-looking.
What?

ITT: dummies

dummies

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,200

@71,076 (The Owl !Ln5bimouKo)
ash you know nothing at all

inb4 "wear track suit"

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,241

@71,069 (F)
stop it ninjj

ur hurtin his feelings

!9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,245

@previous (H)
Not ninjj. Pretty sure ninjj is Anon G.

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,399

@71,200 (G)

Only bydlo and athletes wear track suits

OP is not a bydlo or an athlete

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,605

@71,077 (A)
Which pair should I buy, mes copains?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,654

The list has been amended

Black stone-washed twill classics

1. http://www.toms.com/mens/new-styles/black-stone-washed-twill-men-s-classics

Navy stone-washed twill classics

2. http://www.toms.com/mens/navy-stone-washed-twill-men-s-classics

Grey chambray cordones

3. http://www.toms.com/mens/new-styles/grey-chambray-men-s-cordones

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,655

hipster faggot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,656

@previous (I)
we've already grasped that. Now we want to know what pair I should buy.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,681

@previous (A)
Decide for yourself, Stickybuns.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,682

@previous (J)
I am not that pathetic twat, and I only want opinions.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,683

@previous (A)
Still using British slang, I see?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,686

@previous (J)
I am not a pathetic tosspot like Sticky. I actually have a fucking girlfriend.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,689

@previous (A)
I don't believe you. Enjoy being Stickybuns.

> tosspot
lolwut

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

asda !MkFOHUzl7c (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,692

@previous (J)
Is this proof enough that I am not that pathetic wankstain?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,696

@previous (asda !MkFOHUzl7c)
No. I've never seen that name before., but on the other hand he's a yank, and that's a British supermarket chain.

Meh I've stopped caring now. But it's still a possibility. :)

The Owl !Ln5bimouKo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,859

@71,689 (J)

A tosspot is a name for a man who is employed to toss pots around.

asda !MkFOHUzl7c (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #72,340

@71,654 (A)
I still need votes for this. The black pair are currently in the lead.

Minichan