Topic: What time does the narwhal bacon?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 11 years ago #39,415

When I was ordering Papa John's specialty double pepperoni pizza I realized something when I had to add bacon as a topping; America's enemy is Islam not because of terrorism or patriotism, though I suppose the latter might be the case, but because Islamists ruin the sanctity of bacon.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #524,535

I think it's because they reject the sanctity of bacon, not ruin it. Why aren't vegans classified as a radical extremist group?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,537

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
protip: they are

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,538

americas enemy is... not... islam. damnit, forget it.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,539

@524,535 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Who says Islamists are vegetarians?
They just hate pigs.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #524,550

If I hate cops, does that make me a vegetarian?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #524,553

@previous (E)
Cops eat donuts, donuts are bread, so no it doesn't.

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #524,555

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He means like how some people call cops, pigs.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #524,557

@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)

Well, at least you caught on to that one.

I bet Catherine is doing a face palm right about now!

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,559

@previous (E)
I seriously didnt think that he knew!

Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,608

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what the fuck this thread is about?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,611

@previous (Green)
You are, in fact, not.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,613

@previous (Syntax)
Does the narwhal even bacon?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,615

@previous (Green)
It, in fact, does not.

Green replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,624

@previous (Syntax)
Have you ever eaten narwhal bacon?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,625

@previous (Green)
I have not, but I want to!

swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,669

@524,613 (Green)
It's a reddit meme.

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