Topic: The Official Green Food review Thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,408
Green, please review any and all food and beverages that you encounter in this thread. Your reviews are great!
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Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #524,403
Upcoming Reviews
Monster Munch
Tesco Value Snacks
Lindor
Tesco Mango Zero
Tesco Value UHT Skimmed Milk
Monster Munch
Tesco Value Snacks
Lindor
Tesco Mango Zero
Tesco Value UHT Skimmed Milk
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,404
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,505
Monster MunchI have been a hardcore fan of Monster Munch ever since I was born. They are the perfect crisps. The crunchy texture is perfect. There are 3 main flavours. Pickled onion, roast beef and flamin' hot. The pickled onion is the best flavour. One taste and you are transported to another world. Beneath this overwhelming combination if flavours is a euphoric undertone of corn. These crisps have caused some controversy in Britain. The conversion to mega monster munch was the cause of the London riots. However, the pure zen of these crisps were not lost and even the Queen agrees these are the best crisps in existence. Monster Munch are deserving of 10/10.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,512
@previous (Green)
> One taste and you are transported to another world
Can you list your fav UK dinners.
> One taste and you are transported to another world
Can you list your fav UK dinners.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,582
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,603
Bravo! Encore! Encore!
The Cat joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,651
The Cat double-posted this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,652
@524,505 (Green)
But Goddamn I am gonna buy some. They should be paying you dude. Anyways, I tried the airplane thing and the 2G - no luck. I'mma turn it off and on again and hope it still works, if not at least I'll have monster munch
But Goddamn I am gonna buy some. They should be paying you dude. Anyways, I tried the airplane thing and the 2G - no luck. I'mma turn it off and on again and hope it still works, if not at least I'll have monster munch
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,654
netscape joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,674
are monster munch actually
'crisps' or are they just
puffed snack like cheetos
pickled onion sounds like a garbage flav
'crisps' or are they just
puffed snack like cheetos
pickled onion sounds like a garbage flav
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,679
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,681
please review black pudding
and blood sausage
and blood sausage
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,682
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,683
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,684
netscape double-posted this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,685
@524,683 (C)
> > please review black pudding
> > and blood sausage
>
> GROSS
english ppl are obsessed with
blood and offal
obsessed
> > please review black pudding
> > and blood sausage
>
> GROSS
english ppl are obsessed with
blood and offal
obsessed
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,691
@previous (netscape)Shocking really. A respectful reply from you.
Food in England was bland and other then Fish n Chips or Beef Wellington - not much to shout out about - Now its changed but for decades of travel there I never looked forward to eating there. Ales however Rock. Takes a while to accept the room temp beers however.
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,696
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,697
@524,691 (Syntax)
> Shocking really. A respectful reply from you.
>
> Food in England was bland and other then Fish n Chips or Beef Wellington - not much to shout out about - Now its changed but for decades of travel there I never looked forward to eating there. Ales however Rock. Takes a while to accept the room temp beers however.
its ｓｈｏｃｋｉｎｇ that you are capable of typing normally
oh wait thats right
your dyslexia is bullshit
much like everything else you claim
you old faggot
> Shocking really. A respectful reply from you.
>
> Food in England was bland and other then Fish n Chips or Beef Wellington - not much to shout out about - Now its changed but for decades of travel there I never looked forward to eating there. Ales however Rock. Takes a while to accept the room temp beers however.
its ｓｈｏｃｋｉｎｇ that you are capable of typing normally
oh wait thats right
your dyslexia is bullshit
much like everything else you claim
you old faggot
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,698
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,710
@524,697 (netscape)
> that you are capable of typing normally
Usually as result of multitasking with client on text which I R more careful wid - So chan text ends up a bit more better
> old faggot
Just because your dad is does not mean you will end up as such
@previous (Green)
Decades of travel for business n pleasure going back to wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy b4 you were born.
With so much spicy Mexican food in this hood one cannot end up with bland tastebuds.
English people make such a big deal out of Kidneys when people in USA look at Kidneys as fit for trash.
For all you know I may have taking a ride on your Grandmother back when she was still a virgin.
> that you are capable of typing normally
Usually as result of multitasking with client on text which I R more careful wid - So chan text ends up a bit more better
> old faggot
Just because your dad is does not mean you will end up as such
@previous (Green)
Decades of travel for business n pleasure going back to wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy b4 you were born.
With so much spicy Mexican food in this hood one cannot end up with bland tastebuds.
English people make such a big deal out of Kidneys when people in USA look at Kidneys as fit for trash.
For all you know I may have taking a ride on your Grandmother back when she was still a virgin.
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,711
> more bullshit i will
> never read
way to go syntax
> never read
way to go syntax
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,714
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,715
@previous (H)
> lol
> You read his comment about your dad.
> >then lied about not reading it.
please feel free to prove it
> responding to something ≠ reading it
actually dont bother
cause it will just be more
of the same bullshit
> lol
> You read his comment about your dad.
> >then lied about not reading it.
please feel free to prove it
> responding to something ≠ reading it
actually dont bother
cause it will just be more
of the same bullshit
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,716
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,717
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #524,806
@previous (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up you creepy old pervert. We all hate you. This is a Green restaurant review thread. Stop derailing it.
> inb4 1,700 word rant on Chinese sewers and surfing
Shut the fuck up you creepy old pervert. We all hate you. This is a Green restaurant review thread. Stop derailing it.
> inb4 1,700 word rant on Chinese sewers and surfing
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #525,112
Tesco Everyday Value Snack Assortment 12 Pack'
As I was cruising down the snack aisle in Tesco, a big multipack of crisps. 4xcheese puffs, 4xonion rings and 4xsalt and vinegar sticks. I looked at the price; 59p. I went and found a member of staff to ask if they were having a giggle with the bargain price. I bought them and ate them. I dislike cheese puffs though. The onion rings were packed of flavour, whilst the salt and vinegar sticks were bland. There was something off, however. The lack of crunch. I have since invented a news food. Crush a packet of onion rings and salt and vinegar sticks, mix them and eat with a spoon. I call this concoction 'greesps'. Overall, a bargain price but lacking in flavour. 6.5/10.
As I was cruising down the snack aisle in Tesco, a big multipack of crisps. 4xcheese puffs, 4xonion rings and 4xsalt and vinegar sticks. I looked at the price; 59p. I went and found a member of staff to ask if they were having a giggle with the bargain price. I bought them and ate them. I dislike cheese puffs though. The onion rings were packed of flavour, whilst the salt and vinegar sticks were bland. There was something off, however. The lack of crunch. I have since invented a news food. Crush a packet of onion rings and salt and vinegar sticks, mix them and eat with a spoon. I call this concoction 'greesps'. Overall, a bargain price but lacking in flavour. 6.5/10.
Indy !!3hypt7fkt replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #525,113
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #525,267
@524,717 (Syntax)
> Based on you being drunk and on the dole.
> I take that as a compliment.
what about you having
alzheimers
> Based on you being drunk and on the dole.
> I take that as a compliment.
what about you having
alzheimers
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #525,269
> 1:Green, please review any and all food and beverages that you encounter in this thread. Your reviews are great!
He should only review green foods, like celery.
He should only review green foods, like celery.
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #525,271
TESCO green beans
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #529,846
Tesco Everyday Value Minced Beef Pasty and Tesco Everyday Value Cheese and Onion Pasty
I was in Tesco having a giggle, when I strolled down the cooked meats section. 'What's these pasties?' I said. Minced beef, cheese and onion pasties 38p and 30p respectively? You're having a chuckle' I said, as the woman next to me gave me funny looks. 'U wot m8?' I asked her. I bought the pasties and ate them. They're not allowed to call the TEV Minced Beef Pasty a Cornish pasty as it's not made in Cornwall. The minced beef pasty is full of air, but the cheese and onion is quite nice. The pastry is shit, I recommend only eating the filling or microwaving the pasties.
TEV Minced Beef Pasty: 4/10
TEV Cheese and Onion Pasty: 7/10
I was in Tesco having a giggle, when I strolled down the cooked meats section. 'What's these pasties?' I said. Minced beef, cheese and onion pasties 38p and 30p respectively? You're having a chuckle' I said, as the woman next to me gave me funny looks. 'U wot m8?' I asked her. I bought the pasties and ate them. They're not allowed to call the TEV Minced Beef Pasty a Cornish pasty as it's not made in Cornwall. The minced beef pasty is full of air, but the cheese and onion is quite nice. The pastry is shit, I recommend only eating the filling or microwaving the pasties.
TEV Minced Beef Pasty: 4/10
TEV Cheese and Onion Pasty: 7/10
Lothario Cassanova !LOVERh1VM2 replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #529,852
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #529,853
Green double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,422
I got some more cheap food from Tesco right. Well I just had some Tesco Every Day Value Rice Pudding and my tastebuds were blown the fuck away. It's only about 15p a tin. I actually said 'are you having a chuckle brothers?' when I saw it (I actually say that all the time in Tesco when I see a good bargain now and some woman gave me a funny look once). Anyway, you gotta put half the tin in a bowl and eat it. It is very pleasing, the rice is firm and the sauce sweet and flavourful, albeit a bit bland. I may try mixing it in with Tesco Every Day Value Chicken Curry sometime to make a proper good Indian. Overall 6.7/10
dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,436
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,437
@previous (dw)
We once had an Empire that spanned the world, m8. Cheap, tinned pudding is trivial.
We once had an Empire that spanned the world, m8. Cheap, tinned pudding is trivial.
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dw replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,448
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,449
@previous (dw)
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18, I don't want you to imitate me.
I really wish you weren't influenced by my posts. I know you look up to me as a hero, but you shouldn't. I am a loser. When you turn 18, I don't want you to imitate me.
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,453
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,458
Keep them reviews coming.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #541,512
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 1 month later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #554,534
Dr Fizz
Now, as you all know, I fucking love Dr Pepper. So, perchance, one day I was in Tesco and I happened upon 'Dr Fizz'. I was like 'u wot m8. U avin a giggle they're bruv?'. It is 55p and I was well pissed off init. So I done drink it and was surprised that it tasted like Dr Pepper. It was like marzipan too. Anyway, it's ok, but it's no Dr Pepper or Dr Pepper Zero. 7.5/10.
Now, as you all know, I fucking love Dr Pepper. So, perchance, one day I was in Tesco and I happened upon 'Dr Fizz'. I was like 'u wot m8. U avin a giggle they're bruv?'. It is 55p and I was well pissed off init. So I done drink it and was surprised that it tasted like Dr Pepper. It was like marzipan too. Anyway, it's ok, but it's no Dr Pepper or Dr Pepper Zero. 7.5/10.