Topic: What is the most painful way to commit suicide for $19.99?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #39,402
Please make sure it costs exactly that much, and please describe the method in great detail. Thank you.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #524,360
Swallow 1,999 pennies.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,361
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,448
@524,360 (Metæ)
For a moment, I thought that this said... Something else.
Which confused me, because one would think that those things cost more than a penny each.
For a moment, I thought that this said... Something else.
Which confused me, because one would think that those things cost more than a penny each.
TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,465
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> For a moment, I thought that this said... Something else.
Did exactly the same thing. Though, in my defence, I'd barely slept.
> For a moment, I thought that this said... Something else.
Did exactly the same thing. Though, in my defence, I'd barely slept.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,467
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Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,481
@524,467 (G)
One at a time.
One at a time.
Bright, shiny pennies won't purchase much at the store any more, but they can buy a heap of trouble when swallowed, a researcher reported Monday at a Chicago medical meeting.
The problem is that pennies minted since 1982 are mostly zinc and carry only a light coating of copper, which can be eaten away by stomach acid. The zinc, in turn, can cause lots of problems that include bleeding ulcers and vomiting.
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1998-12-01/news/9812010102_1_pennies-swallowed-coinsThe problem is that pennies minted since 1982 are mostly zinc and carry only a light coating of copper, which can be eaten away by stomach acid. The zinc, in turn, can cause lots of problems that include bleeding ulcers and vomiting.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,530
@previous (Metæ)
Please copy and paste the entire Wikipedia article on US Currency to support your claims.
Please copy and paste the entire Wikipedia article on US Currency to support your claims.
Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,547
@524,481 (Metæ)
> problems that include bleeding ulcers and vomiting.
LOL. Now I'm picturing doctors scratching their heads while some guy in an emergency room is vomiting up streams of pennies.
> problems that include bleeding ulcers and vomiting.
LOL. Now I'm picturing doctors scratching their heads while some guy in an emergency room is vomiting up streams of pennies.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,548
@previous (D)
Yo man.... A fucking human slot machine!!!! Hurry up and shove another quarter up his ass!!!
Yo man.... A fucking human slot machine!!!! Hurry up and shove another quarter up his ass!!!