Topic: What do you think a parallel universe/alternate reality minichan would be like?
Green started this discussion 11 years ago #39,391
One where Indy is a stoner, Syntax is always commended for his flawless grammar and Killer Lettuce is always telling people to try Jesus.
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HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #524,141
And one where Green is a professional therapist.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,142
Syntax would be a kind, decent elderly gentleman, enjoying his retirement. Walter would eat only fresh, gourmet food.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,143
So, an opposite Minichan?
I suppose that Meta would be highly authoritarian, and aggressively supportive of heavy-handed US intervention throughout the world.
I suppose that Meta would be highly authoritarian, and aggressively supportive of heavy-handed US intervention throughout the world.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,146
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,147
Green (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #524,149
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #524,151
shitass would be a lot smarter and able to form a logical argument built upon a foundation of thoroughly vetted evidence while also aknowledging the possibility he might actually be wrong.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,157
squeegee and shitarse would be a loving gay couple
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,162
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,163
Your mother.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,170
Minichan Shelbyville
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,172
Holy shit, only one hotdog :(Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,174
@524,142 (C)
Green
Wood B sober and working, be engaged to B Married & respected by neighbors in his hood.
Green
Wood B sober and working, be engaged to B Married & respected by neighbors in his hood.
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,225
Syntax wood lern 2 spel.
Syntax & Mark Twain replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,228
@previous (K)Are you not aware?
Shakespeare made up spelling on the fly
"SPELLING" as promulgated by Mark Twain"
"I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us."
"The Queen's English"
"There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares."
"I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow."
"I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book. It was a poor and mean distinction and I early learned to disenjoy it. I suppose that this is because the ability to spell correctly is a talent, not an acquirement. There is some dignity about an acquirement, because it is a product of your own labor. It is wages earned, whereas to be able to do a thing merely by the grace of God and not by your own effort transfers the distinction to our heavenly home—where possibly it is a matter of pride and satisfaction but it leaves you naked and bankrupt."
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,237
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,244
@previous (L)
People don't really say "drama" anymore, I've noticed. It seems to be one of the older chan-words that has gradually fallen out of use.
People don't really say "drama" anymore, I've noticed. It seems to be one of the older chan-words that has gradually fallen out of use.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,279
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,285
Matt would be a moderator, deleting beckys spam about eating poots and her greasy meatfarts.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,288
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,291
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #524,363
Every poster would have a job.