swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,970
@522,965 (C)
Seriously? What else do you think about to make it go away?
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,971
I wear a jockstrap. Thanks.
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Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,972
@522,970 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
It doesn't really matter what I think about - it could be a latke recipe, the fall of the Neo-Assyrian Empire, or the current position of Rigel in the sky. It's what I'm not thinking about.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,973
Green joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,975
I don't really get erections in public except on buses and trains due to the vibrations but it doesn't really bother me.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,977
@previous (Green)
Right, because you have permanent whiskey dick.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,978
It's awkward but you generally can maneuver it surreptitiously via your pockets so that it isn't visible anymore.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,980
point it upwards
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#522,983
@522,978 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Does it hurt to do that?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#522,985
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Doesn't hurt really. At most it's mildly uncomfortable, which isn't the worst thing anyway because it makes the boner go away quicker.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#522,990
@522,973 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
So i dont get reduced to a whimpering ball of fat if i do something stupid.
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#522,998
I'd like to say I have pretty good control of my body parts. Thanks.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,000
I just reach down my pants and rearrange it, I don't give a fuck who's watching
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,001
I rarely get erections in public. And boners aren't that visible through jeans. When I have adjust my junk out of an umcomfortable position I just wait for an opportunity where there isn't someone looking at me and juggle my balls back into comfort
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,002
I do not frequently get public erections as an adult, but it was a daily occurrence in middle school.
My current practice is just to wear it and maybe to feel a bit proud of it. I have a large cock, fit body, and wear flattering clothing. My cock is large enough and my boxer briefs are supportive enough that it just lays off to the side. If I am seated then it might even point up to my stomach. Some lady friends have noticed that my crotch has a nice bulge and I enjoy their compliments.
As a teen, however, it was super awkward. I didn't want to stand out and I wore loose fitting boxers. My cock would be more likely to point down and the erections I got would shoot straight out. I would cover my crotch with a notebook as I walked between classes.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,004
> My current practice is just to wear it and maybe to feel a bit proud of it. I have a large cock, fit body, and wear flattering clothing. My cock is large enough and my boxer briefs are supportive enough that it just lays off to the side. If I am seated then it might even point up to my stomach. Some lady friends have noticed that my crotch has a nice bulge and I enjoy their compliments.
This paragraph here is fucked up
Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,005
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,007
@previous (L)
No it just makes me really uncomfortable. I have been uncomfortable for the last 24 minutes since I read it. I start to think about something else, then I remember "I have a large cock, fit body, and wear flattering clothing" or "Some lady friends have noticed that my crotch has a nice bulge and I enjoy their compliments" and I feel uncomfortable again. Ugh.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,008
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,074
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
You asked me this > kook — 6 hours ago
Is it weird to wake up with an erection?
You may have missed my reply? And I R off for daily beach run
> Is it weird to wake up with an erection?
When one has woken up to such for the better part of a century ...Just cums with the territory.
Actually morning wood does NOT feel good. Probably a brain feedback thing re bladder is full and needs to be empty so such erection can be near painful at times. And IF its totally erect then one has to get it to soften nuff to pee. Peeing fully erect not works so much so good.
Its a myth to think all erections feel good. Memories as kiddlet who had no clue why such occurred. Also memories of riding bike back at say age 8 or 9 and the erection wood jam up against the bike seat and end up painful on potholes in road or cracks on sidewalk. Having them b4 having a clue Y all of a sudden the thing grows bigger hard n thick - It just did.
Only once has it failed me and that was the time a new girl in my life offered me some pot that was super strong - For us males that kind of loss even if its just ONCE - Is one time to many. For me no pot ever b4 play time. Pot on occasions b4 during sex was great but that One time fail - Never going to let that happen again.
Girl on other hand was more then pleased with X-tra time with far more Oral - She kept trying to get me to do that pot again LOL
Still a friend so we kid about it -
Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,080
@523,047 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
If I'm at work and sexting my girlfriend then hopefully I'll have time to just sit at my desk and hide my raging erection under my keyboard tray.
If I have to walk around with a full erection then I just sneak an opportunity to swing it up under my waistband.
@previous (Syntax)
If you sit on your dick whilst biking then you are doing it wrong.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,087
@previous (L)
Have you ever gotten your dick injured from your zipper?
Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,090
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Once! I have a scar on the underside of my foreskin that looks like a chicken pox scar. In middle school I was putting on jeans that came out of the dryer and I caught myself. It's a combination cut and cauterize scar.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,102
@523,080 (L) > If you sit on your dick whilst biking then you are doing it wrong.
Not intentionally - Picture this - riding along and perhaps a pot hole causes erection to progress. So it with mind of its own just goes to max. Its not going to be sat on unless one hits one more pot hole - Dont remember sitting on such - but for sure its going to be sticking out n all there is in way is edge of bike seat. Going over gravel is best memory of IT getting jammed into seat
> Have you ever gotten your dick injured from your zipper?
Yes just once - Took like a year as GF at time reminded me of how long it took for end of dick to end up looking as it was prior to fast zip up BUTTTTT BUTTTTTT Prior GF had wot is called that er EXTRA Amount of Labia - And she used to buy jeans so tight and then go into Jacuzzi and get them soaking wet and let them air dry to shrink tight on her size 2 body - So to zip up she wood lay down on floor and sometimes have to use pliers to Zip UP
Wood u like to guess wot happened to her the time she decided NOT to wear underwear?
That was a ER visit at Hospital and lots of friends to visit her with lots of jokes which were well LOLOLOL
Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,103
@previous (Syntax)
Does your dick curve down like a hula hoop?!
Green replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,132
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,145
@OP > Whats it like getting public erections? How do you work around it?
Trigger warning: honest content.
I rarely ever get public erections, which is good because I wear boxers which are hopeless for containing them. If you wear briefs or boxer briefs, they can keep most erections under control. The last one I remember was a while back when I had forgotten to button the fly on my boxers and my head kind of rubbed on the inside of my jeans the wrong way while walking. I only got very partially erect though and I don't think anyone noticed. Outside of the awkward teenage years, I don't think it's a problem for most men on a daily basis.
Metæ double-posted this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#523,146
> So many people penises have been hurt by zippers! Thats horrifying.
For me only sans underwear - but I am betting those gals with that Extra Labia as X-GF - Equally hurt in very same way.
Anyway I figured out this AM best way to describe pain of morning wood. So YOU no how uncomfortable a full bladder can be. Morning Wood is just an extension of the bladder - so its the same uncomfortable just extended nor am I trying to make a pun out of this - Girls early on upon wake up with a guy want to take advantage of morning Wood but that now work so well cause there is already the discomfort - Not saying it can't be done but it sure forces one to get that added value for partner over quickly
Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,334
@523,324 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Zippers are still better than the button fly.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,344
@523,044 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I call it the codpiece.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,351
@523,329 (Syntax)
Shut the FUCK up about the extra labia. God. I hate this whole topic.
r04r, why is there not yet a way to hide topics? I never want to see this shit again.
r04r replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,354
@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Add the following to your https://minichan.org/edit_ignore_list: > Whats it like getting public erections? How do you work around it?
To your ignore list (Note that there must be two spaces between ? and How. It may not show this in the browser. Click quote on the OP and copy it from there) Don't forget to enable ostirch mode in your dashboard.
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beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,359
@previous (r04r)
Thank you, r04r. This topic is highly triggering.
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,362
@523,351 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I have offered over the years a reading course
Reading 101
One looks at a book or topic and one decides to not buy rent steal or open such book.
One can open book n skim pages. You for instance could have chosen to ignore my reply and move on
Cost of my Reading 101 is $19.95 nor do I accept bit coins.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,394
@523,329 (Syntax)
That sounds awful. Seriously awful.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,395
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,397
@523,394 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
Sure at time it was ...years later its just funny.
Don't miss my topic on TC re Boner caught in door.
To much trouble for me to upload FuckAlms new Gif for my post here cause I wood have to put it on Tumblr to show here and if I remember correctly one still has to click on it 2 show all frames
Better to run the video
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,398
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,399
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Now Y did eye not think of that LOL
becky since she lost mod powers there, seems reluctant to pubic~ly admit she lurks on TC
Anonymous P replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,405
@523,395 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
They're so damn slow
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,410
@previous (P)
How many buttons are usually on a button fly?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,412
@previous (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
3 or 4, if memory serves.
swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/ (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,417
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That doesnt sound too bad.
netscape replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#523,442
> So many people penises have been hurt by zippers! Thats horrifying.
i once got caught in a zipper
its very very strange when it occurs because there isn't any great ideas on how to progress forward from it
i dont remember how i got it free either, i was around 15, ive never had it happen since
Meowth replied with this 11 years ago, 4 days later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#524,957
@523,046 (swamplights !!0lQNsDoq/)
I can't say I can recall the last time that's happened. I mean, the closest thing I can think of is if a girl is fuckin' with me on purpose. Otherwise nah.
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Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#524,974
When I get a public erection, the friction of my clothing against it makes me immediately ejaculate.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#524,995
I angle my penis so it points upward instead of down and then it is out of the way.
