Topic: Fire Crew Frees Naked Woman Trapped Sneaking Down Ex-BF's Chimney
Stealth started this discussion 11 years ago #39,259
Presumably hoping to capture the Christmas spirit one last time, a tragically un-Santa-like California woman reportedly stripped nude and tried to shimmy down her estranged ex's chimney yesterday, becoming stuck in the process.
Tony Hernandez of Woodcrest, California says he awoke early Saturday morning to the cries of his ex-girlfriend, who doesn't live with him and he didn't want inside his house.
"She said, 'I'm trapped in the chimney,'" Hernandez told KCBS-TV, "so I tried to get her out from the top but it was too hard."
It eventually took firefighters two hours to rescue the unnamed 35-year-old—who reportedly "removed her clothes to aid her descent"—from the 12-inch-by-12-inch chimney.
The woman suffered only minor injuries, but according to KABC-TV, "the damage to Hernandez's chimney is expensive, and he says it will have to be rebuilt."
Tony Hernandez of Woodcrest, California says he awoke early Saturday morning to the cries of his ex-girlfriend, who doesn't live with him and he didn't want inside his house.
"She said, 'I'm trapped in the chimney,'" Hernandez told KCBS-TV, "so I tried to get her out from the top but it was too hard."
It eventually took firefighters two hours to rescue the unnamed 35-year-old—who reportedly "removed her clothes to aid her descent"—from the 12-inch-by-12-inch chimney.
The woman suffered only minor injuries, but according to KABC-TV, "the damage to Hernandez's chimney is expensive, and he says it will have to be rebuilt."
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #522,228
Please go back to Scatchan, Newsboy Rufus.
Stealth (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #522,230
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Meta joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,236
She should have greased up with Crisco. A 12" x12" chimney would be 15.7" diagonally. She must be incredibly thin to have fit in at all.
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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,237
Meta replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #522,238
@previous (B)
I used the Pythagorean theorem actually. Assuming the chimney is perfectly square 12" on a side, you just do the old A²+B²=C² where A and B are the sides of a right triangle and C is the vertex. 12²+12²=248 √248 (15.7) is the length of the vertex in inches
I used the Pythagorean theorem actually. Assuming the chimney is perfectly square 12" on a side, you just do the old A²+B²=C² where A and B are the sides of a right triangle and C is the vertex. 12²+12²=248 √248 (15.7) is the length of the vertex in inches
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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,239
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Fuck off and die joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,248
@previous (B)
> Minichan: experts on China, sewers, and chimneys™
Syntax would be the expert on sewers and China.
> Minichan: experts on China, sewers, and chimneys™
Syntax would be the expert on sewers and China.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,252
Meta replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,255
@522,241 (B)
I don't know as much about chimneys as, say, a bricklayer would. If only we had one on the fora.
I don't know as much about chimneys as, say, a bricklayer would. If only we had one on the fora.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #522,256
@previous (Meta)
We, in fact, have a 52 year old unemployed bricklayer from Margate, pretending to be a wee British schoolboy in an episode of Downton Abbey.
We, in fact, have a 52 year old unemployed bricklayer from Margate, pretending to be a wee British schoolboy in an episode of Downton Abbey.